If you do video calls just eat your raw meat in his/her face

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I'd do it if I were you @Katze Miaulitzer

And be like

Mmm meat

and then microwave meat then eat some

Like microwavable bacon

No he just said it’s a waste of energy

how??? meat is a good source of energy for us

Much better than plants

Herbivores have to eat like all day long

While predators can go long periods without eating

Bc of the Glucose from the plants gives us energy, and when an animal eats it, energy is taken away from it and yada yada yada

it's because of meat that we dominate the earth <:yus:538083968881524747>

Wonderful fire

Yes, fire, for cooking meat

Yes

Cooking is like predigestion

but also, when you don't have to eat all day , you build shit everywhere

Fat in the diet is one of the limiting factors in brain size as well

From an evolutionary perspective

You do need some fat for energy storage though

more food -> less time in taking food and then you do more things outside : creating writing system, build empire and temple and do math

so -> more power for us

conclusion : eat meat

Yummy bacon

I wonder

Wait baconism is a real thing and it isn’t about bacon

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Kevin bacon

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_United_Church_of_Bacon

The 8 bacon commandments and true baconism

wtf

lmfao actually sounds pretty cool

seems like a pretty epic group

ack

Social progress

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uh

GG @Cadavaresk, you just advanced to level 12!

all ive seen so far regarding that was marriage equality