Five fucking times

To pull out a special rug

And face the god damn box

(after washing your balls)

And fork up the money to see The Box in person at least once in your life, in all it's glory

Btw how is this not the epitome of idolatry?

You're facing a box with some alleged footprints inside of it

Get out of here with that garbage

https://tenor.com/view/angry-leonardo-di-caprio-the-wolf-of-wall-street-speech-gif-4280413

https://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/galleries/wudhu/

5 times a day

^Look how ridiculous this is

Religion is the worst thing that humanity has ever created.

religion is a cool scam

if i could time travel, i would go back a few hundred years and try to convince people i was the messiah

using modern science

Like a magician?

yea

Nice story bro

but also i know a bit about medicine

so i would convince people i have healing powers

Too bad whatever you preach to them would be worthless, and not help anyone develop their love for God

why would i try to develop their love for a god that doesnt exist

Or live a meaningful life in any way

it would just be fun to scam them

It has happened before

ye it has

Nothing special

Lol you want to found Mormonism?

jesus was the most successful

Known lie and scam

100% debunked beyond any reasonable doubt

And yet...

ye i guess id found my own religion aye

People still believe

thatd be sick

You need the silver tongue of a proper cultist

You need to be able and willing to brainwash people

have people believe my bullshit thousands of years in the future

With absolutely NO moral compass or consideration for the harm you're doing

Idk, not everyone can be a prophet