I had enough

But the first time it happened I threw the water bottle out

<:laugh:583238348077006869> some black kid said he was gonna rob my house

If someone fights me there's a 10% chance I'm getting arrested for murder

some white kid said he was going to fuck my sister

I told him to come so I can beat his fat ass

<:laugh:583238348077006869>

he's in 6th grade

Actually prolly more like 5% cause I'm a girl

😳 you wanna fight?

Judge: did they murder someone?
Person: yes **she** did
Judge: oh it's a girl let them off

The judicial system in a nutshell ^

lol not if you are ugly

but if it is a pretty girl then they can't be guilty

obviously

<:laugh:583238348077006869> she's underaged "just say she defended herself against sexual assault"

nah

a man looked at her in a provocative manner

Literally just say that you're sorry to the family

That's how the Dea works

lol

I know because my 3 of my uncles are Felons <:laugh:583238348077006869>

BUt sHE sAiD SoRrY

<:milady:591248801189330944> just make it look genuine and your sentence is gonna be shorter

long words make the world go round

If I make up some long, fancy word I must be smart

Xiang'er xao chian

Albinis sacriphorus

😳 Ok daddy

schwitzleropathy

That's sounds like a spell from Harry Potter

I added Albis

Albus

dumbledore

https://tenor.com/view/move-dumbledore-albus-gif-13855940

Nerd

it is called being cultured

now shut up, uncultured swine

@Deleted User rayla > ezran > callum tbh

I like the list
except Ezran should be first

lol

Dm me for nudes