Message from @Dr.Cosby
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yeet
Is punching a midget legal
Very
Yeah
Only if they're 5'4 or less
Thanks mee6
omfg
im so dead
im literally going to cry
i ran out of time
on my application
fucking god
i turned my school application in at 12:00
and its too late
nooo pomp
do u have other school choices?
yeah but i dont tink ima get in
dang can u apply for more then
@pompompiggy Yo, you fucked up your college apps?
hs
Oh that's right you're like 12
Damn
I was concerned for a sec lol
But ok
lol
It could still be a big deal
im still fucked tho ye
So here's the deal
lol
You need to grovel and be pathetic
It really works
I promise
lmao
You don't necessarily need to come up with some big lie, like a pet or grandma dying or something
But like, you just need to seem REALLY sorry
Because here's the thing
It...it works
Lol
That's what you need to know about life
It even works when I do it
And I'm a huge homeless looking man
But I've seen girls do it
omg yea
And btw if you're sending in apps my yourself and shit at that age
You're being so responsible right?
haha