which is like

the most "I don't give a fuck" way to cook

not gonna buy a slow cooker

build one

@W A V E enjoy

not gonna buy materials to build one

@violetvenomkiss lmao good one

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig be one of the cool kids

buy a xiaomi rice cooker to hacc

I was never cool

not gonna start now

cook via smartphone like a proper tech addicted millenial

sorry but this lifestyle conflicts with mine own

home automation is a lot of fun though

I live a very simple life

automation is bloat

I'm a programmer, my standards are simple

if a program can do it, I won't

http://home-assistant.io/

and until I can build an AI wife who will smother me in her thighs and cook me dinners, a hacked rice cooker is the best I got.

you can warm up your onahole in it

oh snap, good idea

that's genius

how come vegatarianism fell out of fashion so much

not extreme enough

milk has animal estrogen in it

which is like, thousand times worse than phytoestrogens for men

is takom male or female <:thonking:318673885497262091>

it's also rich in saturated fats

and eggs are also really high on cholesterol

and those two things are the only thing vegetarians eat that vegans don't

15 years ago veganism would be referred to as some radical freaks now its everywhere smh

both things are great tho

also if we're getting into the animal welfare thing might as well go all in

I avoided milk and eggs even before I became a vegan

there was a time when the only thing seperating me from a vegetarian diet were the salami slices on my pizza

lol

not even joking it seems very doable

vegatarian is far easier and you dont need pills

@yeezus I'm an incorporeal alien lifeform

being vegan doesn't seem like it pays off tbh