raw turmeric is gonna taste weird though lol

I learned to enjoy cooking but I still woudl rather not do it

I hacked a rice cooker into a wireless multicooker

so I can just throw stuff in and set one of my preset profiles in home assistant

tehc

https://github.com/syssi/xiaomi_cooker

not my code

I also have an entire book just for slow cooker recipes @ÜltraÜberGöttKönig

which is like

the most "I don't give a fuck" way to cook

not gonna buy a slow cooker

build one

@W A V E enjoy

not gonna buy materials to build one

@violetvenomkiss lmao good one

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig be one of the cool kids

buy a xiaomi rice cooker to hacc

I was never cool

not gonna start now

cook via smartphone like a proper tech addicted millenial

sorry but this lifestyle conflicts with mine own

home automation is a lot of fun though

I live a very simple life

automation is bloat

I'm a programmer, my standards are simple

if a program can do it, I won't

http://home-assistant.io/

and until I can build an AI wife who will smother me in her thighs and cook me dinners, a hacked rice cooker is the best I got.

you can warm up your onahole in it

oh snap, good idea

that's genius

how come vegatarianism fell out of fashion so much

not extreme enough

milk has animal estrogen in it

which is like, thousand times worse than phytoestrogens for men

is takom male or female <:thonking:318673885497262091>

it's also rich in saturated fats

and eggs are also really high on cholesterol

and those two things are the only thing vegetarians eat that vegans don't

15 years ago veganism would be referred to as some radical freaks now its everywhere smh

both things are great tho