And those mythical figures, there's pretty much no account of any birthdate for any of them. Dionysus in fact has multiple conflicting stories about his birth.

Krishna wasn't born of a virgin at all, in any of his myths

Pretty much everything in your bullshit meme from Facebook is, well, bullshit

I'd rather you shit in your hand and present that as evidence

Why is Trump mentioned by name?

Haha

Fuck that page

replying to the pic with the different gods, isn't the Zoroastran god called Ahura Mazda or something?

You got a post from "God" page removed?

We reviewed God...

Holy shit that sounds fucking hilarious

@Niveron There are several associated names, but Ahura Mazda is the creator god of that particular religion. Zoroaster, or Zarathustra, or whatever translation you go with, was their holy prophet.

i cant even submit an appeal ... fucking zuccbook

Fun fact, Freddie Mercury was a Zoroastrian

werd

lol

Dang. Korean Jesus is jacked.

I am the whey, the truth, and the life

so... how raunchy can I make the shitpost without getting booted from the server?

stole this from fakebook. I guess if it gets me booted I can always come back with an alt

No.

I’ll admit I laughed. But that’s still fucked up.

Cath(o)lic S(c)um

@Little Boots

I’d like to do that honestly. But moving to Europe for “training” and having to convert to Catholicism isn’t for me lol

Plus you don’t have to be a catholic to do exorcisms.

Evangelicals don't believe in it. You could be Anglican, Methodist, Orthodox, Lutheran, etc though, they all have exorcism

Or Pentecostal but let's not go there

But for Catholics at least, you do not technically have to be a priest to do an exorcism. Is it advised? No.

Evangelicals don’t believe in exorcism?

Maybe I have the wrong idea of what an evangelical is...

I mean like Baptists etc

But considering what a demon is, it's best we not tempt fate

Because if exorcism, demonic possession, etc is all real stuff, we are playing with fire in a big way