When I was in school it was the witch/Wiccan shit

I knew this girl, sister of my friend/neighbor, she was pretty hot. But she was all into that witchcraft crap, had a bunch of books on it, very pro-gay, anti-American, anti-Christian

She was banging some half black guy

Then they broke up and she was banging some spic

Then she changed her name, got into that wacko tranny shit, and married a guy who identifies as a girl or something

I dunno if that means she's gay but he's straight, or what

Obviously I didn't go to the wedding or I would still be there insulting everyone and not here talking with you fine people. But I heard when she went around introducing people it was like "This is John, pronouns are xe/xer" over and over in various combinations

The tumblr types always turn from atheism to spiritualism/paganism in my experience

We had some witches and wiccans too.

A friend was hooking up with some witch/Wiccan girl. He was okay with it just because he was getting laid. She did something that freaked him out after like a month and he slowly dropped her. He was too scared to date her still, but he was also afraid of her cursing him 🤣

So he dragged the break up out.

iM nOt ReLiGiOuS iM sPiRiTuAl

Hahaha yeah. I’ve heard that stupid shit too.

One of my brother’s friends is like that. He lights candles to ward off evil spirits and stuff 🤣

He’s a real “lukewarm” Christian too. Believes in God, but’s that’s about it.

I knew a couple dykes who were in the Unitarian Universalist “Church”, which is about the most retarded group of its kind

Literally just a left wing political organization

Yup

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If you have a belief system its a religion though?

Unless its like druid or animism shit

Spiritual stuff is weird

Well druidism etc is their religion

But reality is that nobody really knows how the German, Norse, Lithuanian pagans etc worshipped

So most of them are attention seeking whores and degenerates

Germanic and Norse religious tradition was oral history. Hard to keep that consistent over time and generations even when you believe in it, much less after your entire population converts to a different religion

the sources regarding old European faiths are pretty biased at best. Best one for baltic paganism are the prussian chronicles, but some of those were written a few centuries later, when tje old faith largely died out.

and the Lithuanian neo pagan Church 'Romuva' is full of shit. makes up shit, makes a shit ton of cash from selling reconstructed archaeological clothing and jewellery, and charges outrageous sums for weddings. like 2,5k green ones for a wedding.

and that sum is just for the ceremony.

all the guests have to wear reconstructed clothing and jewellery all bought from the one and only tailor and jeweler that tje leader of the church provides.

so it's basically a very lucrative scam.

I do believe in what my Church teaches about the pagans. But the truth is we don't teach a lot because we simply don't know. And all these neopagan fedora turds think their religion is actually legit

You don't know if Odin said you can't work on Wednesday or something

I like to marvel at the culture of the vikings and their religion, and it's fun to make jokes about and play pretend in online games. However, implenting those beliefs in real life is cringe.

Same with Roman paganism.

"*Oh, you sinned little Johnny? Don't worry, I offer private confessions."*

Haha damn. Shots fired! 🤣

Ha ha ha🙄

I'm used to it

A Jew and a Catholic priest are walking down the street when they see a little boy, priest says "Let's fuck him!"

Jew says, "Out of what?"