IS THAT YOU KEEP THE LIBERALS CHAINED IN THE BASEMENT AND FEED THEM DOG FOOD

OH WAIT

well. i'm probably not going to write another YA novel. didn't sell very well. my historical romance sold better over xmas. so i'm writing historical and maybe espionage novels from now on

(GATES OF HELL OPEN UNDER ME)

not too sure of that

MIGHT AS WELL WRITE HISTORICAL B/C YOU HAVE THE BIOGRAPHY TO MATCH

yea, that's true.

@MentalSyntaxError GODDAMNIT PICK YOURSELF UP MAN

❤

did i walk into a pitty party?

NO, MOMENTARY NICOTINE DEPRIVATION

i don't want pity of sympathy

i want

HE NEEDS TO GET A PIPE

HATE

PIPES ARE GOOD FOR HATE

ahhhh ok

CIGARETTES ARE WEAK

^ true

YOU NEED PIPE AND WARFARE!

i want to bring forth the end of days

IF YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF TOBACCO, PIPES ARE SUPERIOR

MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THOUGH BUT

THEY GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO FUCK AROUND WITH WHILE NORMIES BABBLE

hahah

"SCUZE ME JUST LOADING MY PIPE RIGHT TELEVISION IS IMPORTANT YOLO"

YOLO is carpe deim for retards

they really do babble don't they

it's like

why athe fuck

are we talking about this

i'm bored

low IQ + desire to be liked = chatter

AGREED ON BOTH COUNTS @Jossi

it's funny

YOLO IS CARPE DIEM FOR RETARDS

i'm high iq

HAHA

and i love being hated

THEIR LOVE IS EMPTY

SO BE HATED