@Jossi how did I inspire the novel? I think Prague was your idea 😃

my dating life

I told her my go to line for redpilling women... "men build civilization for women so women can build homes for men." she didn't bat an eyelash and said "i wish i had someone to build a home for." my dick is soooo hard

EXCEPT, A MACINTOSH AND A TURD

would resemble a bukowski novel

SHE WANTS BABIES

THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME

oh you told me to go get a job as a consultant and i was like.... corporate espionage you mean? I can do that

DO IT

WRITE SPY NOVELS

sorry i am kind of drinking away my cigarette urges so i'm in a demoralization mode

HAVE BABIES

and to think, i assumed Nicole was a stupid liberal when we first met

@MentalSyntaxError THE GIRL FOR YOU IS OUT THERE

HAVE FAITH

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DATING LIBERALS AND REALISTS

IS THAT YOU KEEP THE LIBERALS CHAINED IN THE BASEMENT AND FEED THEM DOG FOOD

OH WAIT

well. i'm probably not going to write another YA novel. didn't sell very well. my historical romance sold better over xmas. so i'm writing historical and maybe espionage novels from now on

(GATES OF HELL OPEN UNDER ME)

not too sure of that

MIGHT AS WELL WRITE HISTORICAL B/C YOU HAVE THE BIOGRAPHY TO MATCH

yea, that's true.

@MentalSyntaxError GODDAMNIT PICK YOURSELF UP MAN

❤

did i walk into a pitty party?

NO, MOMENTARY NICOTINE DEPRIVATION

i don't want pity of sympathy

i want

HE NEEDS TO GET A PIPE

HATE

PIPES ARE GOOD FOR HATE

ahhhh ok

CIGARETTES ARE WEAK

^ true

YOU NEED PIPE AND WARFARE!

i want to bring forth the end of days

IF YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF TOBACCO, PIPES ARE SUPERIOR

MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THOUGH BUT

THEY GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO FUCK AROUND WITH WHILE NORMIES BABBLE

hahah