HAHA WHAT

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'YOU CAN'T REFUSE ME'

I meant if she's not your wife

I heard a weird story one time about a female prison...

It's probably true

Those places are the devil

A male guard was grabbed and kidnapped by a lot of the female prisoners.

yikes

imagine getting raped by a bunch of butchdykes

poor dude

Noooooo

They shoved something in his penis to keep it “hard” so they could keep using him.

They are not all dykes

owie

There's some really hot girls in prison

rip that guy, sounding should be purged

I need to shit

What?

First historic mention of the Anglican Church or of an English king as head of a church

Yeah what about it?

Provide citation

What

The Anglican Church was established by Henry the 8th, because he was fed up of the money going back to Rome and wanted to divorce his wife.

Money:

Divorce is illegal unless she commits adultery.

In the Church.

Especially he murdered his wives.

Remarriage after divorce is illegal period

In one of the few things, Catholics are right about this.

And no man has authority to start a church

The catholic munks at the time where also keeping whores and doing some dodgy shit. They needed to be taken care of.

Is that why the British government executed people for being priests from the 1500s to 1800s?

And fined people who didn't go to the Church of England?

that's kinda cringy

Protestants where brutally murdered too under Bloody Mary (Henry the 8ths daughter.)

And fought countless wars to undermine sovereign nations and forcibly convert them?

protestants that weren't anglican kinda got the short end of the stick in england in general

lmao