https://twitter.com/vicequebec/status/933892953176604673

Imagine raising a daughter and finding her doing this kinda shit

what a whore

not my proudest fap

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/459534143198461973/548843618211987468/owo.png

🤣🤣

Ahh the grapefruit technique lady

Hard pass on that for me.

I just sent my wife out for grapefruit

Hahaha

All those gargling and barking sounds just make me limp 🤣

Not me

Yeah if my dick was like Danny Dong maybe... but I know you’re faking and full of shit so it’s a major turn off.

@Andrules she advises using a cucumber

For self pleasure

Even on a man

Haha nope

That’s an exit only for me. Come near my butthole and I’ll fight you 🤣

Oh wait. You mean putting your dick in a cucumber. No to that too.

Ahh the chosen film

Main character doeant talk much either. It's not a talking movie

Yeah thank God. I just want a movie of nonstop gun violence and explosions. Basically like the Punisher, but he only says one liners to the bitches he kills.

Like Duke Nukem 3D in movie form

Gotcha

The 4th Rambo movie is a good one

Why the fuck do we not have a movie channel

I've asked admins for this many times

Fucking lazy Canadians

Haha yeah that’d be awesome. Duke Nukem movie

Drunk on their maple syrup and arrogance

We'll get a Duke movie right after we get a remake of Zulu

I still need to play the last game.