I see

https://www.youtube.com/user/scholagladiatoria

This guy.

Never seen him before

<:godemperor:445097873890082817>

Place your bets

I put all my money to the street shitters

https://www.facebook.com/GabrielRi.Gb/videos/568341743669485/

who would win: a modern, progressive, strong empowered woman

or

the back of my hand

My belt

Supreme power is felt from the belt

Yeah I drew it. What of it?

Found this on the bathroom wall at my campus

When morality is dictated by one of society's villains

@TheKekscernist who says Commander Rockwell is a villain<:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

sorry to break the illusion, but that ain't straight

Big ghey

Ah, now see, they're in the clear

Not even two fingers

I don't make the rules, I just enforce em

So one finger is ok?

X

I didn't write that believe it or not though I understand your skepticism.

"I can confirm that flex taping your penis to an epileptic's hand and flashing a strobe light in their face to induce a seizure is the superior way to masturbate and nobody can change my mind.
My epileptic strobe masturbation technique is supreme.
It's a modified variant of an ancient Far-Eastern Filipino fire starting technique designed to maximise the societal contribution of the otherwise undesirables, but slightly modified and adopted for the purposes of self-gratification by means of inducing sexual pleasure.
This is not an easy technique to master. It requires folding your penis in on itself a thousand times so that your boner is hard enough to break clean through steel beams when you club a twin tower with it."

lol

tbh i'd bang her