Tl;dr versions:

#1, Got lost with him going to a fundraiser once

#2, Got into a massive bidding war over an autographed photo of him at same dinner... While he watched and laughed

#3, Got teased multiple times in multiple places about supposedly having a crush on him

#4, worst one, literally cried in his arms after the team got eliminated from the playoffs. Turned out to be his last game for the team I watch too.

The non-embarrassing one is the one time we both ended up at the same church before a road game.

not trying to be mean

but did you turn gay because of him?

Hahahaha nah. Didn't have a crush on him actually.

he looks good

But all the fans joked about it

i'd have one if i was gay lmao

He's adorable, but he's straight. Lol

understandible

Met his gf once. She laughed and hugged me when I met her lol

she good as him?

She was pretty cute. Nice people tho.

She told me that Jake had told her about me though. That part was awkward xD

damn, you are pretty tight with him

Jeez Ben, you a stalker

It wasn't like that lmao

He was my fave player that year, and I was his favorite fan

what do you think he thinks about you?

This was 2 years ago, when he was in the AHL. He's a Boston Bruin now, so he's probably forgotten about me

But he's wicked nice people

And to think we trusted this man. Thank God one brave news outlet is willing to bravely tell the truth

This cannot be real.....

It wasnt set up by us it was set up by ((()))

People saw the trap and only ((())) and antifa showed up from how I read it

So (((we))) had a tiny peaceful protest and antifa did antifa stuff

Lies!

Cyo is fake news.

Hey guise, another one dindu nuffin
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NINTCHDBPICT000426579662.jpg?w=640

We wuz driving on sidewalks in the name of Allah n sheit

I love you guys, but the everyone tags are driving me nuts 😛

@BricksterJohn you can always mute the server. I had to do it because the beeping was driving me nuts

I’m new here, and thought that here I might get useful feedback on an idea.
Dys/Utopia is a world in which America has fallen victim to critical theory/social marxism.
In several short stories, I plan to show what could become of America, and how it will affect different people/professions.
For example, artists wanting to create masterpieces like Monet will now be looked down upon for splatters on a canvas.
Historians and writers have to constantly be changing the words they use, because they now mean different things. (Like the fact that in the SJW lexicon, rasicm is now power and discrimination, not just discrimination of race.)

How would this go, and would any of you read it?

I'd read it

I would too.

Same

Every short story will be narrated by another character:
An artist wanting an objective standard of beauty to return.
A writer struggling with what words to use and still be seen as good to the public.
A teenager deciding who to vote for, since the voting age would be lower.

I’ve got plenty of other ideas, but they tackle other parts of culture, religion, and politics, but may be a bit too graphic for readers.

Spinoffs are a wonderful thing for those kinds of topics.

I believe that some of the topics I want to tackle will alienate my readers.
The stories focused on Islam and abortion were to be seen through the eyes of a character who sees the world as a utopia. I personally do not see any good in those topics, but it may be too uncomfortable for readers.