Message from @Yardyarm

Discord ID: 445599537210589195


2018-05-14 14:46:15 UTC  

They had a dude who traveled into the Eye Of Terror looking to fight Daemons for fun.

2018-05-14 14:46:17 UTC  

Well humans are pretty cool too

2018-05-14 14:46:22 UTC  

You know

2018-05-14 14:46:26 UTC  

FUCKIN TUSKA WENT INTO THE WARP

2018-05-14 14:46:57 UTC  

Humans are bad ass because the miracles of man are true marvels to behold, but have you ever tried reproducing through dying?

2018-05-14 14:47:05 UTC  

Orks do this regularly.

2018-05-14 14:47:29 UTC  

Tfw Ork blood is full of offspring waiting to be born into full fledged combat ready retards

2018-05-14 14:47:59 UTC  

Mother fuckers like Gaahzguul Thraka are the reason why Orks are terrifying.

2018-05-14 14:48:15 UTC  

The more of them that clump together, the stronger their WAAGH is.

2018-05-14 14:48:23 UTC  

Equally terrifying and equally funny.

2018-05-14 14:48:43 UTC  

The WAAGH is op

2018-05-14 14:48:48 UTC  

No shit.

2018-05-14 14:50:09 UTC  

Why do none of us use voice chat?

2018-05-14 14:50:14 UTC  

>paint a truck red for speed
>army of full fledged battle ready retards believe Red = Fastah
>WAAGH kicks in
>Red = Fastah
>tfw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/445598724664590337/1525951175326.gif

2018-05-14 14:51:17 UTC  

Could they just use WAAGH to bring the emperor back hypothetical.

2018-05-14 14:51:50 UTC  

Well, a theory goes is that the Orks are keeping the Emperor alive through their Psychic Gestalt. Any sane individual would deny this notion.

2018-05-14 14:52:25 UTC  

Its through the feverish worship of BILLIONS of Loyal Citizens of the Imperium plus the sacrifice of THOUSANDS of Psykers a day that is keeping the Emperor on the Golden Throne.

2018-05-14 14:52:32 UTC  

Heresy

2018-05-14 14:53:11 UTC  

Besides, the Emperor has probably ascended to Godhood through the collective prayers of Humanity.

2018-05-14 14:53:22 UTC  

Ironic

2018-05-14 14:53:28 UTC  

You cunts talking about Warhammer without me?

2018-05-14 14:53:35 UTC  

Indeed

2018-05-14 14:53:39 UTC  

It wouldnt be unreasonable to believe so since he's been worshiped by billions over the course of 10,000 years.

2018-05-14 14:53:46 UTC  

Y E E T

Random Mechanicus guy.

2018-05-14 14:53:56 UTC  

Btw.

Paise The Omnissiah.

2018-05-14 14:54:13 UTC  

Omnissiah is heresy

2018-05-14 14:54:19 UTC  

YOU'RE HERESY

2018-05-14 14:54:30 UTC  

01111001 01100101 01100101 01110100

2018-05-14 14:55:07 UTC  

Purge the machanicus cult

2018-05-14 14:55:17 UTC  

>Omnissiah is Heresy
>forgets the Imperium wouldnt function without Tech Bois

2018-05-14 14:55:29 UTC  

Tfw the Mechanicus is literally the life blood of the Imperium

2018-05-14 14:56:00 UTC  

Besides, do you really wanna fuck with the Legio Titanicus? I dont.

2018-05-14 14:56:29 UTC  

Adeptus Mechanicus are fuckin bad ass, with the Skiitari and all.

2018-05-14 14:56:53 UTC  

When the fuck the emperor gonna get off his ass and just purge the fuck outta the imperium

2018-05-14 14:57:25 UTC  

When he either dies (inevitably) or becomes reborn through the sacrifice of all the Kensai.

2018-05-14 14:57:34 UTC  

the emperor must die before being able to save humanity

2018-05-14 14:57:46 UTC  

Which would probably only enrage him further as the Kensai are rumored to be his legitiment offspring.

2018-05-14 14:58:51 UTC  

Man emperor pls

2018-05-14 14:58:56 UTC  

I'm not too fond of the Savior of Mankind dying, but he is a perpetual. So he'd only come back, but that leaves the problem of the Warp Tear on Holy Terra thanks to Magnus shattering the Psychic Barriers around the palace.

2018-05-14 14:59:16 UTC  

Tfw The Imperium is fucked no matter which way it turns.

2018-05-14 14:59:31 UTC  

Rip