Message from @The_Nihilist_Agorist
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Tfw best Primarch is Rogal Dorn and any Ultramarine fan can get fucked
I have to confess I used to play Tyranid 😞
XENOS SCUM
R E E E E E E E E E E E E E
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Tyranid > Tau
I'll admit this.
Anything > fish faced space commies
No melee tho
Hell, even the corrupting taint of Chaos is prefferable.
Fucking Blueberries
Fuckin Tau cant even combat.
THEY DONT EVEN MELEE WITH GLORIOUS SWORDS
EVEN CHAOS HAS THE BALLS TO GET INTO GLORIOUS MELEE COMBAT.
Best Xenos race are the Orks. Hands down, fight me if you disagree.
Never played Da Orks but I love the lore behind the odd fungi people
DA ORKS R DE BEST BECUS WE R GREN AN MEAN
GORK AN MORK BLEZ US
Seriously, Orks are fuckin wild. The ultimate race of Badasses.
They had a dude who traveled into the Eye Of Terror looking to fight Daemons for fun.
Well humans are pretty cool too
You know
Humans are bad ass because the miracles of man are true marvels to behold, but have you ever tried reproducing through dying?
Orks do this regularly.
Tfw Ork blood is full of offspring waiting to be born into full fledged combat ready retards
Mother fuckers like Gaahzguul Thraka are the reason why Orks are terrifying.
The more of them that clump together, the stronger their WAAGH is.
Equally terrifying and equally funny.
The WAAGH is op
No shit.
Why do none of us use voice chat?
>paint a truck red for speed
>army of full fledged battle ready retards believe Red = Fastah
>WAAGH kicks in
>Red = Fastah
>tfw
Could they just use WAAGH to bring the emperor back hypothetical.
Well, a theory goes is that the Orks are keeping the Emperor alive through their Psychic Gestalt. Any sane individual would deny this notion.
Its through the feverish worship of BILLIONS of Loyal Citizens of the Imperium plus the sacrifice of THOUSANDS of Psykers a day that is keeping the Emperor on the Golden Throne.
Heresy
Besides, the Emperor has probably ascended to Godhood through the collective prayers of Humanity.
Ironic
You cunts talking about Warhammer without me?
Indeed
It wouldnt be unreasonable to believe so since he's been worshiped by billions over the course of 10,000 years.
Y E E T
Random Mechanicus guy.