Message from @Ehzek

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2018-05-29 03:21:30 UTC  

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2018-05-29 03:24:44 UTC  

In all seriousness if you really want to be a Marine go ahead but almost any branch has better benefits.

2018-05-29 03:28:29 UTC  

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2018-05-29 03:35:01 UTC  

Benefits dont mean much to me Im good already

2018-05-29 03:35:52 UTC  

Voice chat

2018-05-29 03:40:18 UTC  

Hi everyone. Just a heads up that we took today off from the broadcast for Memorial Day, and we'll be back tomorrow at 6 p.m. CDT. Love you guys!

2018-05-29 03:40:23 UTC  

2018-05-29 03:41:14 UTC  

Benefits include promotions, quality of life, equipment, school opportunities and base selections.

2018-05-29 03:41:26 UTC  

Not just what you get out of it

2018-05-29 03:45:49 UTC  

That's gay,

2018-05-29 03:52:24 UTC  

That too Marines are the second gayest branch

2018-05-29 03:54:25 UTC  

>Inb4 Marines are the best fighting force in the world

2018-05-29 03:56:10 UTC  

They're decent but they dont really do their actual job anymore

2018-05-29 03:58:06 UTC  

The main draw is that all military jobs can suck and the branch rape you but Marines take it to silly levels while also being the most underfunded.

2018-05-29 03:59:03 UTC  

The only job the marines do that you dont stand a chance to do anywhere else is Embassy Guard.

2018-05-29 03:59:46 UTC  

But even then Army Civil Affairs can work at an Embassy.

2018-05-29 04:00:27 UTC  

Army also makes up most of the WH milotary staff.

2018-05-29 04:01:01 UTC  

Airforce has their plane.

2018-05-29 04:01:40 UTC  

If you want to join the military join Army or Navy.

2018-05-29 04:02:06 UTC  

If you want to serve your country but not too hard go Airforce.

2018-05-29 04:02:41 UTC  

If your family were Marines you might want to go marines.

2018-05-29 04:04:32 UTC  

They don't have enough crayons to make it

2018-05-29 04:04:57 UTC  

Idk Marines are just too barebones

2018-05-29 04:05:30 UTC  

That and promotions are ass slow

2018-05-29 04:06:03 UTC  

Army is gaurenteed E4 and sometimes even automatic E5

2018-05-29 04:07:08 UTC  

Heck the better equiment alone is reason enough to got Army or Navy

2018-05-29 04:07:13 UTC  

Are you an Army Recruiter?

2018-05-29 04:07:38 UTC  

Nah

2018-05-29 04:08:09 UTC  

Its just going Marines is 100% pride

2018-05-29 04:08:43 UTC  

And the other problem is that they took the best marine alive and make him the fucking SECWAR OUS , sounds detrimental to the force

2018-05-29 04:08:48 UTC  

They also normally are the only ones that waiver asvab

2018-05-29 04:09:17 UTC  

Hence the crayon jokes

2018-05-29 04:09:31 UTC  

I didnt hear about that

2018-05-29 04:11:19 UTC  

Are you a civ?

2018-05-29 04:12:45 UTC  

why not go for national guard

2018-05-29 04:12:59 UTC  

Army Vet

2018-05-29 04:13:14 UTC  

Kinda want to go back in

2018-05-29 04:13:24 UTC  

Been looking at other branches

2018-05-29 04:13:47 UTC  

Cool Navy jobs have so much swimming though

2018-05-29 04:15:04 UTC  

Do you ever recieve your $10,000 enlistment bonus and your own Camaro?