Message from @Jirka

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2018-06-30 02:36:58 UTC  

Lol

2018-06-30 02:37:22 UTC  

And I wish I was joking when I say that.

2018-06-30 02:37:42 UTC  

Mercury fucks up your mind

2018-06-30 02:37:47 UTC  

They actually did that as a legit method of fishing

2018-06-30 02:38:11 UTC  

And then there's the Diva Mummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYg2BCpOrPk

2018-06-30 02:38:22 UTC  

They thought mercury would make you immortal

2018-06-30 02:38:33 UTC  

Yes, the Chinese figured out how to preserve bodies without using drying methods.

2018-06-30 02:38:37 UTC  

I guess you're immortal if you're in an encyclopedia, so they weren't wrong

2018-06-30 02:39:38 UTC  

Basically, Xin Zhui was preserved like how you preserve sardines.

2018-06-30 02:39:59 UTC  

Or how you preserve specimens for medical testing.

2018-06-30 02:41:16 UTC  

Like, she is extremely well-preserved when compared to any other mummified individuals from around 100 B.C.E.

2018-06-30 02:42:28 UTC  

Apparently, she was a couch potato, overweight, and died from heart disease.

2018-06-30 02:45:15 UTC  

Find a better song to listen now

2018-06-30 02:45:28 UTC  

I am drunk af. I need a good music to listen to

2018-06-30 02:45:37 UTC  

but it needs to be at least as good as BAGV

2018-06-30 02:47:59 UTC  

I need help

2018-06-30 02:48:08 UTC  

I am listening to metal that isn't black anal goat vomit

2018-06-30 02:48:11 UTC  

what now?

2018-06-30 02:48:26 UTC  

should I turn to goat satan again or see the blight of Jesus?

2018-06-30 02:51:15 UTC  

@Little Boots Diva mummy? She was an ungly fat old hag before she got got mummified

2018-06-30 02:51:30 UTC  

Exactly.

2018-06-30 02:51:46 UTC  

They call her a "Diva Mummy" because she was wealthy.

2018-06-30 02:52:24 UTC  

yes, and she passed away on her dine table

2018-06-30 02:52:34 UTC  

She died of a heart attack.

2018-06-30 02:52:44 UTC  

too fat, so much cholesterone

2018-06-30 02:52:56 UTC  

Kind of like America.

2018-06-30 02:53:37 UTC  

yes we can imagine the upper class in china back then is like US citizens now a day

2018-06-30 02:54:18 UTC  

The irony was that she was discovered during Mao's reign.

2018-06-30 02:54:33 UTC  

Tom silenced himself?

2018-06-30 02:54:51 UTC  

Here's an ancient depiction of extreme wealth and comfort uncovered during a time when people were starving in the millions through Mao's policies.

2018-06-30 02:55:06 UTC  

thankfuly there wouldn't have been another cultural revolution by the time she was dicovered

2018-06-30 02:55:56 UTC  

Qin Shi Huang was Mao's favorite

2018-06-30 02:56:45 UTC  

Well, yeah, Qin built big, beautiful walls.

2018-06-30 02:56:57 UTC  

And Mao was compelled by the power of big, beautiful walls.

2018-06-30 02:56:57 UTC  

are we still talking about ancient communists

2018-06-30 02:56:58 UTC  

DA FIRST WALL!

2018-06-30 02:57:07 UTC  

not communist

2018-06-30 02:57:12 UTC  

China.