Message from @Stormbreaker

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2018-06-30 02:34:01 UTC  

The last time someone was as harsh on corruption, China had a bunch of Britbongs selling them drugs.

2018-06-30 02:34:16 UTC  

*Qin Dynasy.

2018-06-30 02:34:22 UTC  

Han is pretty good, too.

2018-06-30 02:34:27 UTC  

Yongzheng Emperor was an asshole

2018-06-30 02:34:44 UTC  

And then there's the Yongle Emperor.

2018-06-30 02:34:46 UTC  

I'm sweating bullets here

2018-06-30 02:34:54 UTC  

The First Chin Emperor had every one of his guardsman and horses immortalized in clay

2018-06-30 02:35:02 UTC  

Qin

2018-06-30 02:35:07 UTC  

Qin.

2018-06-30 02:35:18 UTC  

Pronounced like chin though

2018-06-30 02:35:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/462446026784243722/118q6q.jpg

2018-06-30 02:35:25 UTC  

Qing is pronounced like cheen

2018-06-30 02:35:31 UTC  

And as I understand, he had a map made out of liquid Mercury as well

2018-06-30 02:35:47 UTC  

He also drank mercury

2018-06-30 02:35:51 UTC  

That's what killed him

2018-06-30 02:35:54 UTC  

They had some of their collection here in Richmond back during Early Spring.

2018-06-30 02:35:57 UTC  

*Jade

2018-06-30 02:36:07 UTC  

Nope, Mercury.

2018-06-30 02:36:14 UTC  

He died of Mercury poisoning.

2018-06-30 02:36:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/462446279017103360/36333920_1433503020083933_1560297606444220416_n.png

2018-06-30 02:36:32 UTC  

That's what I get fro watching (((NatGeo)))

2018-06-30 02:36:41 UTC  

Literally, the last thing he did as Emperor was shoot arrows at the water, trying to kill "giant fish" and then died.

2018-06-30 02:36:58 UTC  

Lol

2018-06-30 02:37:22 UTC  

And I wish I was joking when I say that.

2018-06-30 02:37:42 UTC  

Mercury fucks up your mind

2018-06-30 02:37:47 UTC  

They actually did that as a legit method of fishing

2018-06-30 02:38:11 UTC  

And then there's the Diva Mummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYg2BCpOrPk

2018-06-30 02:38:22 UTC  

They thought mercury would make you immortal

2018-06-30 02:38:33 UTC  

Yes, the Chinese figured out how to preserve bodies without using drying methods.

2018-06-30 02:38:37 UTC  

I guess you're immortal if you're in an encyclopedia, so they weren't wrong

2018-06-30 02:39:38 UTC  

Basically, Xin Zhui was preserved like how you preserve sardines.

2018-06-30 02:39:59 UTC  

Or how you preserve specimens for medical testing.

2018-06-30 02:41:16 UTC  

Like, she is extremely well-preserved when compared to any other mummified individuals from around 100 B.C.E.

2018-06-30 02:42:28 UTC  

Apparently, she was a couch potato, overweight, and died from heart disease.

2018-06-30 02:45:15 UTC  

Find a better song to listen now

2018-06-30 02:45:28 UTC  

I am drunk af. I need a good music to listen to

2018-06-30 02:45:37 UTC  

but it needs to be at least as good as BAGV

2018-06-30 02:47:59 UTC  

I need help