I guess it's about exploiting cows, not really sure

because my dad is 6 foot 1, but his mother's father was 5 foot 8

I stand at 6'3. Tall Autismos should be feared the most

Wife drinks the shit by the gallon, but it's okay for women to consume that, estrogen supports big tiddies

i'm content with being 5'8" and not hitting my head on things

lol

my roommate drinks soylent

Being 6'3 sucks ass, You catch all the fucking roofs of cars when getting in or out

and he is the pictureboy of soy

Idk how many times i've hit my fucking head

How do you live? By jacking off on his clothing?

well one thing is we have

separate rooms

we share a living room/kitchen/bathroom

but luckily these dorms have personal rooms

fancy

Do they lock?

yes

Good

every door in the building can only be opened by a card

besides like bathroom doors

dat'd be kinda dumb

lol

The college I went to had similar dorms.

Was great if you had a less than reputable roommate

I lived off campus

my roommate is a total degenerate

I find that Hispanic women often age like a dead dog in the summer heat

he smokes weed and stuff

soyboy, pothead, actual weeaboo (as in he actually eats eveyrthing with chopsticks, unironically says "arigato" to everyone, etc)

lmao

is he a bernie bro?

Superfag

i dont think so

Nothing wrong with chopsticks, when appropriate

yes, that's the thing

i think if it is feasible to use them, he does

He needs Mike Pence.

I eat Chinese food with chopsticks sometimes, but if you do it to the exclusion of forks and spoons and aren't Asian, then you're a faggot

yes, that's what he does

I'll ask him to visit you