I heard y’all like jokes.

Obama, Hillary, and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.

God looks at each of them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you what you believe in."

God asks Obama first: “What do you believe, Obama?"

Obama looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I have always tried to do right by my countrymen."

God sees the essential goodness in Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and says, "Hillary. What do you believe?"

Hillary says, "I believe that passion, discipline, courage, and honour are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama, I believe in hard work and have always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American."

God is greatly moved by Hillary's eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?"

Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

Trump goes to hell?

What's funny about that?

God is the almighty

got my new TOPS knife

made in the USA

can I have US citizenship now

👌

>tfw lived in florida for a year

I think I'm more qualified than Rodriguez

I remember that Star Trek Episode. I'm going to watch it again

Man, the London Anti-Trump protesters are ***cringe***

https://twitter.com/tomdupresh/status/1017754000341569536

C R I N G E

BUT MUH ITS NOT A SLIPPERY SLOPE

The slippery slope is not a fallacy when it comes down to human behavior.

But muh gay marriage isn't a slippery slope, it won't lead to pedophilia normalization

This was called years and years ago, and people thought it was a joke, and we got laughed at for it

No one’s laughing now.

This will become a national platform for political candidates sooner than later, watch

Also, is it me or is Three Arrows actually extremely shit at understanding basic arguments and literally just rehashes the same, overdone arguments that have been debunked time and time again?

That's leftists in general

But muh top 1% of wealth and resources

But muh Russia

But muh wage slavery

But muh Scandinavia

@here @everyone GET IN HERE - STARTS IN 4 MIN - "Today at 11:45AM ET: Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein will hold a press conference for a law enforcement announcement. Watch live at http://www.justice.gov/live "

https://twitter.com/TheJusticeDept/status/1017776788343263232

"communism is now illegal"

Since communism must seize power by a violent proletarian revolution, and it's illegal to violently overthrow the government, communism is illegal

@Major Kay. can everyone see my everyone\here ping for the tweet above? top text of drudge

@Punished Fax

Homeland security has announced a radical new helicopter initiative

@DR TEAMCAST I can see it

Like, legit, he just uses the same “we don’t erect monuments to terrorist” Apples to Oranges comparison used and dismissed all the time when it comes to Confederate monuments.

I'm not able to listen. What's going on with the DOJ announcement?

anime is now illegal

FINALLY