to destroy the theocratic shithole

Just bomb the bases and government buildings and never set foot in there

and rebuild it into the glorious Zoroastric pearl.

Nah

Or just give the tools for the locals to do it.

And make more isis? Nah

GOD EMPEROR INTENSIFIES!!!

oh yeah, that coul happen.

Could?

You mean Would.

Its never not happened

another thing will happen

commies will go absolutely apeshit.

The trick is to make them loyal to us this time

as they always do

To make them loyal we need to crusade

A final crusade to teach those heathens our peaceful ways

BY FORCE

The Iranian people have had enough of their leaders, civil war is about to break out there, and we can bend them to our will

Best reply ever

"Ok, THIS is epic"

We need to get Putin and Kim a twitter account

I understand that Putin sometimes uses Hilldawgs

Get your popcorn ready, Cause if we're about to drop a nuke, Ebic

It would set the stage for NK

Well shit Americaland just nuked them, better play ball

It would literally let North Korea and Russia both know that we aren't to fuck with

It would also let future leaders be less hesitant

Besides newer nukes are much more clean than the old ones so no need to worry too much

Trump Freddyson, Protector of Mankind

https://youtu.be/19oUVarhM4Y

love that one

My favorite song, and my favorite President

Man, can't seem to find anything about the shooter

Wonder what his religion is

Catholic? Jewish? Sikh? Buddhist? Shinto? Taoist? Jainist? Zoroastrian? Protestant?

Mormon?

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Breaking- Todd Howard announces Fallout: Tehran being released tomorrow.