They can never, ever win them, but they blow it up into a huge, monumental event, and then they lose

So while normally we would be doing normal political things like having a midterm or appointing a supreme justice, they build it into fucking world war 3

and then they lose, and it just makes them look worse and worse, and their followers become more and more apathetic

They’re shilling so hard for voter turnout

It's gonna backfire so damn hard

The midterms are going to be a bloodbath

Basically offering free rim jobs to anyone who votes blue

here's the thing about democrats

There's a lot more of them, but a much lower proportion vote

so when they want higher turn out they have to crank extra hard

right wing however responds directly to contrarian arguments

"Vote Blue!" I'm damn well gonna vote Red

A winning strategy would be for the Democrats to take a moderate stance that focuses on popular issues like single payer healthcare and lower student loans and better infrastructure, shit like that

but they'll never do that

ORANGE MAN BAD IN PEECH FAWTY FIVE

or worse

identity politics

BELIEVE ALL SLUTS

I'm convinced identity politics is a poison pill fed to the dems

It literally cuts out entire segments of the possible voting demographic from the onset and only gets worse the more specific you get

Probably true. They really think demonizing the majority of the country works because it gets positive media coverage but the media doesn’t decide shit in elections

"All men have privilege" there goes 50% of your voting block right there.

Even normally apolitical people start getting alarmed when the fuck whitey and gibs reparations rhetoric gets turned up to 11

"White people will never understand black people problems" you just made sure every white person will tune you out

if I can never understand black people problems the fuck am I gonna care about them then

What am I gonna say, "Oh I don't understand this but I guess it's true because my white person brain is too dumb to get it."

Trump has literally made Democrats defend genocide in Africa, MS-13, and diseased pornstars

I just hope it’s enough to sway normies

99% of people’s newsfeed/tv consumption is just lefty propaganda

yeah that's another thing

when you hear a lie repeated it doesn't become truth it becomes OLD NEWS

no one cares what TRUMP FARTED ON this year

However they do care when Trump stops a 6 decade long armed conflict

Alright, let's push out some false news

Who should we target today lads

I think we should target BBC

why

Why not

We need to do an ultimate shitpost to get their attention

My idea is pretend to be someone who works in the White House who hates Trump, and 'leak' false info to CNN and BBC

Say that we knew about the death of that Saudi dude, and we ain't planning to do shit since Trump secretly has investments there