French Revolution is the worst thing that ever happened there followed by the losses of Algeria and Indochina

Restore the Monarchy

So today we're at USCIS dealing with paperwork shit

Dude walks in, needs to renew his green card...which expired four years ago

Note that the initial card is good for two years, then after that they are good for ten years

So this nigga has been in the US for 16+ years, and won't become a citizen

He's white, speaks perfect English without any noticeable accent. Dunno where he's from.

Canada?

That's the only place I can think of

I guess

But y'all allow dual citizenship

I could sympathize a little bit if someone's home country doesn't allow dual citizenship but there's not a lot of those. China for example.

Every white people country allows it

Well Austria doesn't

https://www.ice.gov/tipline

@Niveron the riots have been going on for 3 weeks.

I meant the guys bringing out the Guillotine part

I know about the riots

Canada is the only nation where you likely wouldn't get an accent. we generally talk like Americans only slightly faster.

from foreign sources mostly, because my commie news network was circlejerking around a teacher union strike.

I've met some foreigners who speak without accent but that's really rare. And many were raised here and spent more time here than at home.

Seriously though why come here for any length of time if you don't wanna be a citizen?

16+ years

I'm betting 18+ actually

he "forgot"

And not renew your green card either

deport.exe

If it's expired a month or so is one thing. Four years?!

if you can figure out where to deport him that is.

It's cheaper to just get citizenship than to keep renewing it anyway

You can't be deported for this but it can cause issues with you coming back into the US if you leave

I think that's why he is trying to fix it now

Welp I'm proud to say that the biggest shit I've ever taken was in a federal toilet

Chipotle?

I dunno but it was like a foot long and L shaped

That was the same experience with mine too, it looked like one that was sitting in the White House for 8 years that <:laugh:448312947073351681> flushed away

Italy has gone completely nationalist again. and no riot has ever gone this long in Paris in over 40 years. It's far from over there

Is there anyway we can send the rioters a gift basket of guillotine?

They have riots all the time and nothing ever gets fixed. The media will get footage of paid college whites raiding a black store, label them nazis, protestors get ignored, and business as usual in Europe

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