Message from @TheKekscernist

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2019-03-07 23:40:47 UTC  

If I were to burn all 10 days leave at once I'd get like 22 days off in a row

2019-03-07 23:42:19 UTC  

Or I can break it up. Two 11-day vacations and a 7 day vacation

2019-03-07 23:42:33 UTC  

Total of 29

2019-03-07 23:50:44 UTC  

Trudeau had 109 days off in 2018.

2019-03-07 23:51:05 UTC  

Haha

2019-03-07 23:51:31 UTC  

Well I have 192 including vacation and regular days off

2019-03-08 00:57:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/553380756613890049/reduce-size-of-state.jpg

2019-03-08 01:35:19 UTC  

I hate niggers

2019-03-08 01:35:22 UTC  

Fuck

2019-03-08 01:35:34 UTC  

I'm sitting next to an indoor basketball court

2019-03-08 01:35:37 UTC  

And of course

2019-03-08 01:35:47 UTC  

It's like a Tarzan movie minus the white guy

2019-03-08 01:36:15 UTC  

I guess I'm Tarzan

2019-03-08 01:51:49 UTC  

🤣

2019-03-08 01:58:40 UTC  

So I pay almost $50 with all taxes for my cellphone

2019-03-08 01:58:49 UTC  

I get 5gb data

2019-03-08 01:59:03 UTC  

But I can switch to a family plan with unlimited data for $40

2019-03-08 01:59:09 UTC  

What the fuck verizon

2019-03-08 02:30:36 UTC  

@Deleted User I pay $89.00 for 5gb data

2019-03-08 02:30:49 UTC  

And I own my phone

2019-03-08 02:40:53 UTC  

The nurses were fired for accessing Jussie Smollett's medical records because HIPAA dictates that you shall not do such a thing unless needed for medical care

2019-03-08 02:41:41 UTC  

If you retain them after that, it is seen as condonement

2019-03-08 03:33:58 UTC  

I own my phone too, but $50 for the service

2019-03-08 03:38:35 UTC  

I mean that's pretty good man

2019-03-08 03:42:40 UTC  

I get unlimited data for $50/month lole

2019-03-08 03:49:26 UTC  

No unlimited in most of canada

2019-03-08 03:50:09 UTC  

I pay $195/month for tv/internet/house phone (cheaper bundle with house phone)

2019-03-08 04:41:41 UTC  

Jesus motherfucking Christ

2019-03-08 04:41:52 UTC  

I don't have cable but holy hell

2019-03-08 04:41:59 UTC  

Actually I don't have a house phone

2019-03-08 04:42:10 UTC  

I pay $65 for internet

2019-03-08 04:42:20 UTC  

@bluejack what company

2019-03-08 05:53:57 UTC  

@Deleted User virgin mobile

2019-03-08 09:10:25 UTC  

Hahaha wtf no signal virgin mobile

2019-03-08 09:11:20 UTC  

So I had a longasss conversation with the resident Assistant in the dorms

2019-03-08 09:11:37 UTC  

Gay black dude adopted by two white lesbians, one conservative and one liberal

2019-03-08 09:11:50 UTC  

He got all the conservative politics but the liberal lifestyle

2019-03-08 09:16:39 UTC  

He's like "Trump may be an asshole but he isn't a liar" right in front of a whole gang of nigs

2019-03-08 09:27:40 UTC  

what the dindus done next?

2019-03-08 09:45:58 UTC  

Sometimes when I look at Trump's speeches, I see him analyze the crowd to see how his words move people.

2019-03-08 09:46:33 UTC  

Because of this, and because of how his zeal for the wall mysteriously disappeared, and is now granting amnesty to 300k illegals, I've lost faith in the President, and America as a whole.