My wife got a haircut a week after we met, shoulder length, I was pissed

Now it's below her waist

dude

you can pull on her hair like fucking horse reins

Yeah

I do

It's pretty great

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also

this was my chick

*police sirens*

Ah. That her young photo, or a recent one?

she's 14 in this pic. she's turning 16 this may

Oh fuck 🤣

i still remember all the details about her life fuck. she meant a lot to me and she threw it away

it was when i told myself i wouldn't try to date until I've got a stable income and my own house and everything

Why did she throw it away?

we started talking on march 21, her bday is at may 22 which is a day before mine at may 23

she thotted herself out to half the school

and started ignoring me

F mate

the funniest memory i had with her is when her dad walked in her room as we were having cyber sex (basically masturbating to each other over the internet) and i turned off my camera but the call was ongoing

it was funny because her dad beat her afterwards and i heard everything

ΛΟΛ

LOL*

it was funny because i hate her for being a bitch

Oh wow 🤣

Damn last time I tried to do something with an underage (15) I was feeling guilty so I stopped untill she begins thotting herself at least

Feels weird to try to seduce somone that is 7 years younger then you

it was her who approached me

we met on an online game

talking became a lil sexual one day and she asked if i prefer boobs or ass

i said ass and she said i don't have an ass pic on me right now so I'll send you some tits

and boom

i was surprised tbh

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SHE DID IT OFFICER I SWEAR

Well I rest my case here

you are free to go