Message from @Charles

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2019-05-25 02:58:29 UTC  

@Thornberry why do you always come in here with nastiness

2019-05-25 02:59:24 UTC  

I went to give my boss a phone and got stuck there for hours as he talked about John Wick, how girls look so hot with guns, Halle Berry, some extremely expensive police equipment he says we need (but we will never have)

2019-05-25 03:03:46 UTC  

Back where I belong

2019-05-25 03:03:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/581678790795591701/Screenshot_20190524-230250.png

2019-05-25 03:13:55 UTC  

Something wholesome for a change

2019-05-25 06:08:04 UTC  

WE WUZNT ON DOLLA BILLZ

2019-05-25 06:09:10 UTC  

Now I don't have to worry about having to hoard 20's for collectables.

2019-05-25 07:27:46 UTC  

Deputy got call for unruly juvenile

2019-05-25 07:27:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/581745239568678913/IMG20190525092436.jpg

2019-05-25 07:27:57 UTC  

Deputy took off his belt and beat the kid

2019-05-25 07:27:57 UTC  

fellas rate my pumpkin cappuccino

2019-05-25 07:28:22 UTC  

what did the kid do?

2019-05-25 07:28:28 UTC  

Disobey parents

2019-05-25 07:28:33 UTC  

So the police beat him

2019-05-25 07:28:36 UTC  

good

2019-05-25 07:28:50 UTC  

Man that's crazy

2019-05-25 07:29:09 UTC  

In the other 5,000 police agencies in the US he'd be fired

2019-05-25 07:29:22 UTC  

In this sheriff's office, they promoted him

2019-05-25 07:29:43 UTC  

I'd promote him

2019-05-25 07:29:46 UTC  

Lol

2019-05-25 07:29:55 UTC  

Last night he got his car stuck in a ditch

2019-05-25 07:30:13 UTC  

Somehow it ended up with him trying to pick the car up, yes as in human vs car

2019-05-25 07:30:30 UTC  

With a state trooper in the sheriff car trying to drive it out of the ditch

2019-05-25 07:30:42 UTC  

what an absolute unit

2019-05-25 07:31:04 UTC  

I'm about to go work part time for them

2019-05-25 07:31:20 UTC  

They have civil service protection but no actual policy manual

2019-05-25 07:31:50 UTC  

That means you can literally do whatever you want and they can't fire you

2019-05-25 07:31:56 UTC  

Hence beating the kid

2019-05-25 07:32:28 UTC  

that's cool

2019-05-25 13:07:38 UTC  

Policing in the south, basically

2019-05-25 13:51:13 UTC  

So the Liberals in Canada recommend that if the carbon tax is raising food prices beyond what you can afford, buy cheaper food...... yes really

2019-05-25 13:59:29 UTC  

Well, you can always get dog food to eat <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

2019-05-25 14:18:25 UTC  

okay then
*stops buying wholesale cheap canned food and instead buys mudcakes*

2019-05-25 14:18:35 UTC  

i mean

2019-05-25 14:18:39 UTC  

how cheap can you get

2019-05-25 14:19:07 UTC  

there's this guide on YouTube by a russian YouTuber on how to survive on 50 euros a month for food

2019-05-25 14:19:54 UTC  

and dude literally had most of the food was bought in bulk, potatoes, carrots and bologne

2019-05-25 14:20:04 UTC  

and he had to survive on just that for a month