Message from @Thornberry
Discord ID: 585878168045355019
not many people like her in school because she's mute
except "jocks" who hit on her because she's hot
except she chose me. a Chad
My boi just got out of the pub
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How old is your kid now @Thornberry ?
@Andrules 2 months
He's really good
Awe
Sleeps 4-5 hours at a time now
Nice
Mine started that right around 2 months too. 5 months now.
Start eating solids?
Well... she sleeps that long at “bedtime”
Baby food mush stuff
Yeah I hear you on that. Ours takes 20 minute power naps during the day
Then he's kicking and smiling
Haha same. The past couple weeks they’ve been more like 5-10 minute naps.
She’s been teething since about 2.5 months.
What about yours?
No teeth cutting yet. Just bothering her gums.
@Andrules Move to canada to steal their benefits 😛
Haha
You see my baby? I’m too white for that.
@Andrules not yet. My mother in law wants to use some kind of herb for teething
Supposedly it works
Mine started by drooling a lot. Then being fussy.
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Don't tell whitey, tell brownie then Trudeau might promise double the amount and I can buy a new mustang <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>
Do my Greek color count for the benefits? <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>
Especially after summer 😂
i can't wait to have kids
i mean i can. but i can't wait to experience fatherhood
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Tell them you are Syrian who settled in Greece and your life is threatened by Greek Patriots
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It's a great feeling, you're also creating a legacy and expanding the family name
I want 6 boys so I can further the family name and build a dynasty of government $720/month cheques
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yeah
Make that $720/per baby/per month