she hasn't visited btw

XD

fine until you have to pay the insurance

not many people like her in school because she's mute

except "jocks" who hit on her because she's hot

except she chose me. a Chad

My boi just got out of the pub

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How old is your kid now @Thornberry ?

@Andrules 2 months

He's really good

Awe

Sleeps 4-5 hours at a time now

Nice

Mine started that right around 2 months too. 5 months now.

Start eating solids?

Well... she sleeps that long at “bedtime”

Baby food mush stuff

Yeah I hear you on that. Ours takes 20 minute power naps during the day

Then he's kicking and smiling

Haha same. The past couple weeks they’ve been more like 5-10 minute naps.

They are some nice

She’s been teething since about 2.5 months.

What about yours?

No teeth cutting yet. Just bothering her gums.

@Andrules Move to canada to steal their benefits 😛

Haha

You see my baby? I’m too white for that.

@Andrules not yet. My mother in law wants to use some kind of herb for teething

Supposedly it works

Mine started by drooling a lot. Then being fussy.

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Don't tell whitey, tell brownie then Trudeau might promise double the amount and I can buy a new mustang <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

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Especially after summer 😂

i can't wait to have kids

i mean i can. but i can't wait to experience fatherhood

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Tell them you are Syrian who settled in Greece and your life is threatened by Greek Patriots

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It's a great feeling, you're also creating a legacy and expanding the family name

I want 6 boys so I can further the family name and build a dynasty of government $720/month cheques