Thornberry

does your wife love you

Might be while I'm sore

@Iakovos

Yes but baby crying ruins the mood

ah

I need silence to work

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You have 1 and another on the way?

I'm a white Jew, @Iakovos. If white Jewish Israelis can be racist against black Jewish Israelis (and this is a thing) then Judaism is not a race. It's a religion.

What is a white Jew?

@NoFoolinTulin Hello white fellow man

So you denied Christ and became a Jew?

@Iakovos doctor says she should wait a year before trying because she had a c section

But doctor is a moosie so I'm gonna do it anyways

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*We should take a look at the book of Hebrews*

yeah we racist against ethiopians

Let's look at the book of mormons

Different wives

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@Iakovos, I was always Jewish. No involvement in accepting or denying Jesus required. My thoughts are that he was a cool guy if he actually existed. I actually helped a bunch of Christians feed homeless people when I lived in Tel Aviv.

I want 7 wifes, one for each day of the week. When I'm done they go back in the closet

Just like my waifu pillow with the big milkies

I want one wife, but I wish that women were oppressed so when I married her she would think she was being treated like a queen.

Back in the closet

But instead treating her like royalty is expected these days and not out of love. Though, you should love your wife, women have become entitled.

It's why you need to find the right woman.

Honestly you think back to the golden age, women had to do fuck all. Make food, clean etc.

Thanks to suffrage and feminism they have to work and be depressed

Who appreciates what you give her.

Oh and make babies

Well I don't want my wife to work.

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I want her to cook and clean.

I want to come home to a dinner and a kiss, not have to cook dinner and wait for her to get off her shift.

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@Iakovos Come and get a woman from a village here then

I want 8 babies

6 boys and 2 girls

@Thornberry Just go to 6 boys 6 girls for more alliances with other families

@wwezombiegod

Shhhhh

@wwezombiegod

I had this one without knowing the benefits