Mike you need to go to church

quit playing ck2 and reconquering holy lands

Because I can only order food at a restaurant, talk to a cashier, and swear in Hebrew. I am a computer programmer and for that job most people in Israel prefer that I speak English.

hahaha

The only thing we have problem to speak is the Mycean language because we haven't find much from them

"ben zona"

1 year wedding anniversary coming up <:happy:445725194254811157>

I might get a blowie <:smuglaugh:448311843086401536>

its even older the the Greek language from the Hellenized era

NoFoolin I thought you were Jew and were raised in Israel?

@Thornberry first time you have sex in a year

@the good jew

Yes actually

HAHAHA

wew

Why?

Didnt wanna poke the kid while he was in the mom

remind me to never get married

OH

My 15 inch pecker

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@Iakovos, I was born and raised in the US. I lived in Israel exclusively between 2014 and 2017 and I frequently go to the country these days.

Are you Jew?

yes

Or white?

I think we had sex back in January

I can't remember

Thornberry

does your wife love you

Might be while I'm sore

@Iakovos

Yes but baby crying ruins the mood

ah

I need silence to work

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You have 1 and another on the way?

I'm a white Jew, @Iakovos. If white Jewish Israelis can be racist against black Jewish Israelis (and this is a thing) then Judaism is not a race. It's a religion.

What is a white Jew?

@NoFoolinTulin Hello white fellow man

So you denied Christ and became a Jew?

@Iakovos doctor says she should wait a year before trying because she had a c section

But doctor is a moosie so I'm gonna do it anyways

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