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<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

That's probably a fake account.

Nazi
Punching
Champion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjKIrvNrGF8

>Lives with wife and her bf

<:tinfoil:448314181217812500> Imagine my shock

@Thornberry can't be real

Has to be satire

I just got it off thot police

<:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

Decided to post during my set break

Shoulders today

🚓

🚔

When the hard times come, I'll be the sheriff and Thorn will be my deputy

Sounds good

Two man agency

One jail cell

If you don't know who Marshal Cogburn is you better start learning

https://youtu.be/e7jggCcfyjE

😍

"Help me"

"Nothing I can do for ya son"

"I always walk backwards when I'm backing up"

"No doubt Chaney fancied himself scot-free. But he was wrong."

"You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothin' free, except the grace of God."

✝

One of my favorite quotes

I now deputize you, Thornberry, in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.

✝

<:godemperor:445097873890082817>

<:godemperor:445097873890082817>

When the time comes I will head to stone mountain

wait

what movie is this

@Iakovos that last part isn't a movie

That's the plan for when shit goes to hell

The other quotes are from "true grit" (2010)

@Iakovos one of the most badass movies ever

True Grit, 2010

Watch it soon