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When I met my wife I thought she was 18

How old are you sir Briton?

She went to dinner with me, mom and siblings and it was our regular waitress at the restaurant, she thought she was a high school exchange student

i keep forgetting you're as old as me bruhski

Children

I had already taken off training wheels when y'all were still sucking your mom's tits

no sorry

im 21 now

gosh dammit

i forgot it was my birthday about 6 days ago

Must of been a good day then

Happy birthday

thanks

nah, i don't drink, i just haven't had an opportunity to be like "hey im 21 now" til just now lol

thanks

Boss gone home, might sleep

wtf lol

not that i'm aware of

👀

What a waste of good cake

Oh?

That's so wholesome

In France?

Ew

Iv only been to Britain once and it was ok hey

London is actually where I went

It's the only place we know

I know about the rest of the country too

@RuthEilhart ny is full of rats and roaches

and im not talking about the animals

I dream of going to America one day! And nyc is the only place I know with trump tower

Fuck yeah cunt

lol

go to texas

or kansas

better citirs and foods

Is there a trump tower tho?

Ya girl only wants to stay there

Exactly why I haven't been yet

there is one in vegas lady