Actual prostitutes work just around the corner from my office.

whereas the sticks have fewer of those because they decrease your odds of survival and perpetuation

I can see them patrolling the streets from my window.

London
(shiver)

there was a time I could go to London and count on encountering British culture
Now I'm more likely to find Pakistan

London is a shithole

“Diversity is our strength”

If you want to see true British culture go up north.

And away from cities

*has to avoid acid attacks and stabbings*

this makes me truly sad
I want Britain to be British

Cities aren’t British anymore

Hell. We want Europe to be *Europe*

@wwezombiegod Ya hear that?

Yes

Oh you’re British? I must’ve missed that

Yeah mate

Not if it’s London

@Andrules we got another british and a new Aussie Greek I missed a lot in one night haha

Yeah I saw the orthobro

Missed the part where she admitted her UK 🇬🇧 residence.

Boris is better then Trump

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/01/05/boris-johnson-mocked-tank-topped-bumboys-and-compared-gay-weddings-to-marrying-a-dog

I mean

he *sounds* pretty great

Lets see what he does though

Ha you have to live in London! 🤣

Haha

@eno2 Not crazy enough to do it <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

Does trump get stuck on a zip-slide? No

Real Chad

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

Trump would will himself to the ground.

I dunno, right-wing world leaders are starting to understand that to succeed means to be a shitlord, allowing you to do far right-wing stuff and get away with it

That’s a true patriot.

Boris looks like a meme <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

truuuue

But he has Jacob rees Mogg in his cabinet so it’s all good.

Me too

(real British hours)

He’s a really nice person