real men grow ball ticklers on their balls

The fags at the olympics?

My ball beard is pretty epic.

actually fags would be allowed at these events

Niggah I’m more south than you <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

it's like allowing blacks at the 1936 olympics

For the fags we should restore the Roman Arenas

You’re in WV. I’m in NC.

you heard it here folks
cities = gay

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

As if WV doesn’t?

though I will admit I've never met a gay farmer

Your city might only have 300 people. But it’s a city <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

Me either Disc.

At least he don't have the gay

I’ve met a couple lesbian minded farmers.

actually I'm right there with you d-fens

Not faggy. Just full of druggies.

And whores.

cities have everything bad

Actual prostitutes work just around the corner from my office.

whereas the sticks have fewer of those because they decrease your odds of survival and perpetuation

I can see them patrolling the streets from my window.

London
(shiver)

there was a time I could go to London and count on encountering British culture
Now I'm more likely to find Pakistan

London is a shithole

“Diversity is our strength”

If you want to see true British culture go up north.

And away from cities

*has to avoid acid attacks and stabbings*

this makes me truly sad
I want Britain to be British

Cities aren’t British anymore

Hell. We want Europe to be *Europe*

@wwezombiegod Ya hear that?

Yes

Oh you’re British? I must’ve missed that

Yeah mate

Not if it’s London

@Andrules we got another british and a new Aussie Greek I missed a lot in one night haha

Yeah I saw the orthobro

Missed the part where she admitted her UK 🇬🇧 residence.