Don't I dress already modesty?

"No"

depends where she's going

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And I said I'd be alright with it, as long as she dressed modestly, and stayed home on nights I asked her to

She went OFF on me

@GT1646 The real question is, she would allow you to go out for a cold one with the bros?

Ouch
Gotta weather the fem storm

@Deleted User I don't drink so 🤷🏻‍♂️

All Catholics will die in that war

oof @Ragnarok

well they're mostly democrats soooooo

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I mean I'm fine with settling things through a few duels, that'll get things done quicker

@GT1646 You mean all catholics or Roman catholics? To know if I have to bring my Cataphracts

Catholics are like commies. The only good one is a dead one <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

All the heretics will back down at the threat of violence, so there won't be much contest

Oh shit fam

You done fucked up

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Ragnarok will remember that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygcff7xaZfk @wwezombiegod This is the last thing you will listen before rags visit you

Who would win:
1) Catholicism
2) One papery boi

@D-FENS yeah I’ll never knowingly go into a gay bar.

Andrules: (beaten over the head, wakes up in gay bar)
Andrules: "Okay, technically this is fine"

I'm done with women, I think. Too much trouble, not enough return. #dyingalone

@wwezombiegod It's okay mate, we gonna fix UK when we reconquer it under the Empire.

If someone got me like in Police Academy and sent me to the Blue Oyster it something I’d laugh and then leave.

My sister is a super lightweight as well.

@GT1646 That is not how Rome was conquered

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@TheKekscernist Rome likely didn't have a female population made entirely of thots

Makes her throw up and messes up her insulin though <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

whiskey is best enjoyed on an empty stomach. Faster and longer high

He makes a fair point

@GT1646 I got married last October dude and I'm 29

I think I've explained my "no longer looking for a wife" stance a handful of times

So don't lose hope