public drinking establishments aren't britgger invention.

afternoon tea is practiced only by elderly britgger ladies. and you pour milk into your tea, you fucking savages

no.

tea bush is a herb.

ao every tea is herbal.

milk is for making dairy products, including kumys.

vomit on a pile of shit

for the real cuisines to laugh at.

@wwezombiegod did you watch the itv general election debate?

Bernie Sanders clone. 😂

Honestly Corbyn makes Bernie look like a saint

bongo didn't watch the debates because he was having a sad wank

@wwezombiegod don’t tap that. Shoot higher

it's probably the best he can

it's British women we are talking about here.

a step above german women

Hmmm. I don't think I've ever met a brit woman, actually. A couple Scots that were terrifying.

Yeah but are they tho?

heroin.

haggis

They look the same?

no wonder Scots rather shag sheep

This one girl was a 2x4 and tried to ”shag” me

Fuck that

usually flat boards are the krauts

Carpenter in me came out. 4x4

4 ft by 4ft

Cannons on her tho. Shoved my face into them. And was trying tsgaring motor boats to everyone in our hostel

To share*

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Those scots have mouths on them. Nasty accent and can put truckers to shame

So apparently in university you can't tell someone to buy deodorant without getting a talking to. Guy beside my locker smells like piss everyday but he has some condition I guess

A condition deodorant would improve

Just bring body spray and load up before class

That's what I said. A condition doesn't take away your ability to spray yourself.

Have you tried bashing his head in?

I'm not even a smelly bastard and I keep an extra..

Lol. I probably will now that he complained about it and had them look up my locker number

I only suggested he get some and said I keep extra on hand myself. I wasn't even being a dick about it