Our dear @wwezombiegod failed to tap this.

all bitches are mental.

oj right, your dad was a punk, he can't teach you how to deal with that.

R. I. P. British gentleman culture.

lol, 'British' and 'culture' im the same sentence. funny.

name 3 positive cultural additions to western civilisation.

besides Shakespeare.

see you can't.

I'll go with mine.
1. Crossmaking. Lithuanian crosses each and every one of them is a work of art.
2. Unique folk songs in their singing structure. the ones added to Unesco non material heritage
3. Lithuanian Statutes. written law codicies, made in the mid 1500s,which were pretty modern for the time, had legitimacy country wide, and later became the basis for every law codex after it.

public drinking establishments aren't britgger invention.

afternoon tea is practiced only by elderly britgger ladies. and you pour milk into your tea, you fucking savages

no.

tea bush is a herb.

ao every tea is herbal.

milk is for making dairy products, including kumys.

vomit on a pile of shit

for the real cuisines to laugh at.

@wwezombiegod did you watch the itv general election debate?

Bernie Sanders clone. 😂

Honestly Corbyn makes Bernie look like a saint

bongo didn't watch the debates because he was having a sad wank

@wwezombiegod don’t tap that. Shoot higher

it's probably the best he can

it's British women we are talking about here.

a step above german women

Hmmm. I don't think I've ever met a brit woman, actually. A couple Scots that were terrifying.

Yeah but are they tho?

heroin.

haggis

They look the same?

no wonder Scots rather shag sheep

This one girl was a 2x4 and tried to ”shag” me

Fuck that

usually flat boards are the krauts

Carpenter in me came out. 4x4

4 ft by 4ft

Cannons on her tho. Shoved my face into them. And was trying tsgaring motor boats to everyone in our hostel

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