That'd be a good family trip

Once the kids aren't little psychopaths

Also, I just noticed that your username is a South Park reference.

Indeed it is

*Extends hand*

That's sexual assault

You didn't get affirmative consent to touch the minge

FUCK YOU! I’M TRYING TO START A HANDSHAKE!

I don't have hands...

I was able to grip the gun because of kegels

Got it.

People can mourn either way. Not gonna shit on someone for dying. At best/worst I'll point out that the mourners have been bullshitting

That’s what I meant.

I told one of my female friends yesterday that when I start my company I'm not hiring women

She said she completely understood

I’m more willing to let the bullshit go unnoticed with Bush because he wasn’t an opportunistic chickenshit.

@oprahsminge Even if a potential female employee is competent and doesn’t have a victim complex?

The Pence Rule has been vindicated. By the left.

Mind you, I have fears about being falsely accused of rape, but I still have a lot of female friends who are more left-leaning than me.

Would they mock you for following the Pence Rule?

Remind me what that is, please.

Don't be alone with wahmen basically

Unless it's your wife

The Pence Rule is not dining alone with women other than his wife, which is somewhat narrower.

Or a relative really

Even if she’s a friend I’ve known for nine years?

Or family?

Tbh friends are iffy territory these days. Family I think is assumed safe

Some people seem really great right up until controversy starts

I guess it's as much about your view of marriage as your view of female friendship.

@Illyrian the risk is sometimes not even the person themselves, but others around or even public perception.

I'd say doing anything alone with one of your wife's peers is an unwise move.

@Illyrian how would I know if that woman does or does not?

THIS IS INTOLERABLE TO SOMEONE WHO VALUES FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE LIKE ME!

I did say "if they're in their 50's I'd hire them

Why are Europeans so cowardly

Like Grandma's

someone doesn't like you, competition wants to sink your company? start a thread on the rumor mill and suddenly you are #metoo'd

@devpav being alone with your wife's peers has always been unwise.

that is nothing new

Profs have rules like that too