Message from @ʇooNʇooN

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2018-12-29 23:25:12 UTC  

not entirely useless but yes, not what the nationneeded

2018-12-29 23:25:30 UTC  

another year there were hundreds too many forensics specialists

2018-12-29 23:25:45 UTC  

I started work with a B.eng(hon) in electronic engineering and comp sci, person that was hired say day as me, had a degree in the history of art in science

2018-12-29 23:25:51 UTC  

for an IT role

2018-12-29 23:26:39 UTC  

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2018-12-29 23:26:51 UTC  

how did that one square?

2018-12-29 23:27:25 UTC  

not for long, he was gone within 8 months, didnt like helpdesk and couldnt complete the project work he was given. went on to become a sales person for a cable company

2018-12-29 23:27:25 UTC  

`your disertation was fantastic, maintain and fix my servers`

2018-12-29 23:27:39 UTC  

eh, sod off, that was my job 😃

2018-12-29 23:28:38 UTC  

"Fix the backup system" "what backup system?" "What? the one our director put in 3 years ago" "Right ... as I said, what backup system? its just a tape drive with a tape in it, there's no software, no schedule, and the tape has glued itself to the tape head it hasnt been used/ removed in 3 years" "oh shi...."

2018-12-29 23:30:13 UTC  

"no worries, dont know how to use chayenne arcserve but I'll give it a shot" .. at the same time said history of art in science student is explaining to the managing director to leave the protective tape on laptop screen on to help "protect the colour balance"

2018-12-29 23:30:53 UTC  

was he just trolling on the last one?

2018-12-29 23:31:03 UTC  

No.

2018-12-29 23:31:09 UTC  

oh

2018-12-29 23:31:12 UTC  

oooooooh

2018-12-29 23:31:16 UTC  

oh no

2018-12-29 23:31:20 UTC  

no no no

2018-12-29 23:31:38 UTC  

I had to explain that particular banana skin to the MD 6 months later ... without sounding like a knob and dobbing the idiot in it

2018-12-29 23:32:36 UTC  

then I found out why there was tape on the laptop heat sink exhaust slots .. to stop the data from falling out when it was vertical in the bag. quick fix, hurried explanation then out the door to run to the server room so I could die laughing

2018-12-29 23:33:32 UTC  

did you make sure that you installed adobe reader before you left?

2018-12-29 23:33:42 UTC  

you're not a real IT guy unless you do

2018-12-29 23:33:49 UTC  

😏

2018-12-29 23:35:23 UTC  

this was like 20 years ago when I started the job 😃 I dont remember the boring day to day stuff .. I remember the standouts, like payroll servers shooting 10 feet of flame at me (ok it was probably less than a foot of flame but still), oh and learning that HPUX servers didnt do hardware raid, they did software raid ... and the IT director who'd been hired partially due to his HPUX knowledge, didnt know this either when he set up the server (also a payroll server though this was much later than the flamethrower server)

2018-12-29 23:36:17 UTC  

*should prob shut up now, he does work for the largest (albeit multibrand) fast food company on the planet*

2018-12-30 00:06:08 UTC  

hpux, you poor guy

2018-12-30 00:07:11 UTC  

it got replaced 4 years ago .. with a windows / sql server :\

2018-12-30 00:07:27 UTC  

lol

2018-12-30 00:07:38 UTC  

hpux probably ran for 15 years without a problem

2018-12-30 00:07:46 UTC  

let's switch to windows 😃

2018-12-30 00:13:07 UTC  

pretty much, no one really knew how to maintain it properly but it was a lot more stable and faster than what replaced it

2018-12-30 02:39:20 UTC  

Why does Tim practice how he titles his videos like news stand tabloids ?

2018-12-30 02:46:14 UTC  

Habit?

2018-12-30 02:46:19 UTC  

He's a newsie.

2018-12-30 02:49:57 UTC  

A newsie?

2018-12-30 02:51:11 UTC  

I think the practice cheapens his brand.

2018-12-30 03:11:36 UTC  

I think he does a good job of having the title reflect the main point/opinion of the video

2018-12-30 05:56:33 UTC  

Saudi sucks

2018-12-30 06:32:26 UTC  
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