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2018-07-23 13:56:55 UTC  

"You know what I like, Cats. Cats? Orange cats! ooh Garfield. Lasagna. He's really cool. You know who else is cool? PRESIDENT garfield! Maybe I should keep a plate of lasagna, and when people ask me why, I'm gonna tell them President Garfield."

2018-07-23 13:57:09 UTC  

-Actual quote from the movie

2018-07-23 13:57:18 UTC  

thats not being stoned at all!

2018-07-23 13:57:22 UTC  

Nah, nah

2018-07-23 13:57:24 UTC  

Watch it

2018-07-23 13:57:28 UTC  

it's hilarious

2018-07-23 13:57:46 UTC  

LOL yeah im not like that when im stoned

2018-07-23 13:57:56 UTC  

i can imagine some dumbies sayinng that when baked tho

2018-07-23 13:58:26 UTC  

true, baked people lost their minds

2018-07-23 13:59:20 UTC  

my experience when i was stoned out of my eyeballs :D

i didn't register anything outside of my peripheral vision

2018-07-23 14:01:32 UTC  

lol me i like doing shit when i m stoned

2018-07-23 14:01:37 UTC  

dont liek stiitng zobieing out lol

2018-07-23 14:01:47 UTC  

Jeremy used to smoke weed and do math with me

2018-07-23 14:02:01 UTC  

well i didn't zombie out, but i just for the life of me couldn't grasp anything if i didn't focus on it

2018-07-23 14:02:08 UTC  

I think that's the only time I ever saw him study

2018-07-23 14:02:10 UTC  

lol

2018-07-23 14:02:29 UTC  

XD yeah math can be fun when baked

2018-07-23 14:02:39 UTC  

when u get an answer and everything makes sense is a good feeling

2018-07-23 14:02:47 UTC  

and then when you sobered up

2018-07-23 14:03:07 UTC  

you wrote all the lyrics to viva la vida loca

In japanese

2018-07-23 14:03:15 UTC  

lmfao

2018-07-23 14:03:17 UTC  

LOL

2018-07-23 14:03:26 UTC  

Maybe I should have tried weed myself

2018-07-23 14:03:28 UTC  

i rememebr i had an end of semester project in audio engineering schoo

2018-07-23 14:03:33 UTC  

using Cyrillic alphabet 😉

2018-07-23 14:03:44 UTC  

I forced Jeremy to go into rehab and quit

2018-07-23 14:04:02 UTC  

Because I thought he was ruining his lungs

2018-07-23 14:04:16 UTC  

and in my physics of acoustics class i ended up adding a whole section on the last part calculating the physics of the rooms, the standing waves and its harmonics, nodes,n antinodes

2018-07-23 14:04:34 UTC  

lol my teacher was just like..... u know u didn thave to do this right???? XD

2018-07-23 14:04:35 UTC  

i smoked it twice, but that didn't affect me at all

I tried half a space cake

2018-07-23 14:04:44 UTC  

in retrospect that wasn't the smartest of ideas i had

2018-07-23 14:04:56 UTC  

weed weed is actualy a vasodialtor

2018-07-23 14:05:11 UTC  

so what happens is u end up coughing up all this shit that was in ur lungs this whole tim

2018-07-23 14:05:30 UTC  

LOL i have asthma so i need to know this

2018-07-23 14:05:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/470954683184316435/main-qimg-59047638b6d75368cdef90cb0eb3cc4d.png

2018-07-23 14:05:59 UTC  

I'm sorry

2018-07-23 14:06:12 UTC  

im confident she doesn't realise she's the product of hetero sexuality

2018-07-23 14:06:19 UTC  

thats authorianitarianism if i ever saw it

2018-07-23 14:06:36 UTC  

LOL LETS MAKE 99 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION ILLEGAL XD RAWR

2018-07-23 14:06:50 UTC  

worst part of getting shitfaced stoned

2018-07-23 14:06:57 UTC  

was that the 6 hours that passed