"You know what I like, Cats. Cats? Orange cats! ooh Garfield. Lasagna. He's really cool. You know who else is cool? PRESIDENT garfield! Maybe I should keep a plate of lasagna, and when people ask me why, I'm gonna tell them President Garfield."

-Actual quote from the movie

thats not being stoned at all!

Nah, nah

Watch it

it's hilarious

LOL yeah im not like that when im stoned

i can imagine some dumbies sayinng that when baked tho

true, baked people lost their minds

my experience when i was stoned out of my eyeballs :D

i didn't register anything outside of my peripheral vision

lol me i like doing shit when i m stoned

dont liek stiitng zobieing out lol

Jeremy used to smoke weed and do math with me

well i didn't zombie out, but i just for the life of me couldn't grasp anything if i didn't focus on it

I think that's the only time I ever saw him study

lol

XD yeah math can be fun when baked

when u get an answer and everything makes sense is a good feeling

and then when you sobered up

you wrote all the lyrics to viva la vida loca

In japanese

lmfao

LOL

Maybe I should have tried weed myself

i rememebr i had an end of semester project in audio engineering schoo

using Cyrillic alphabet 😉

I forced Jeremy to go into rehab and quit

Because I thought he was ruining his lungs

and in my physics of acoustics class i ended up adding a whole section on the last part calculating the physics of the rooms, the standing waves and its harmonics, nodes,n antinodes

lol my teacher was just like..... u know u didn thave to do this right???? XD

i smoked it twice, but that didn't affect me at all

I tried half a space cake

in retrospect that wasn't the smartest of ideas i had

weed weed is actualy a vasodialtor

so what happens is u end up coughing up all this shit that was in ur lungs this whole tim

LOL i have asthma so i need to know this

I'm sorry

im confident she doesn't realise she's the product of hetero sexuality

thats authorianitarianism if i ever saw it

LOL LETS MAKE 99 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION ILLEGAL XD RAWR

worst part of getting shitfaced stoned

was that the 6 hours that passed