Just saying

It could solve the border issue

Moats are even cheaper though

And if you live in the deep south, well shit, your moat automatically comes with attack gators

I'm not saying I call people this, but the term 'Wetback' exists for a reason.

What's a wetback?

They don't call 'em Gatorback, though.

~~Wetback deeze n-evermind.~~

welp Google has an official definition for that:
wet·back
ˈwetˌbak/Submit
nounUSinformalderogatory
a Mexican living in the US, especially without official authorization.

Jej

Seriously someone needs to talk to trump about a minefield on the border this will solve all your problems man

just put a sign or something so children won't die

But what about Americans who live near the bordeR?

It's not like we could mine the Mexican side of the border

Just make sure the sign's in english

So now Americans gotta take the risk of getting blown in the not-fun way when they go duning or whatever?

Are you not willing to pay that price

for 'murica?

I mean, I live over a thousand miles from the border

Two fences with signs, a minefield, and cheap zeppelins with cameras watching the border. Easy.

So I'll be fine

Which border?

The Canadian?

Sand-Mexican border, not Snow-Mexican border.

Put it on both borders, be inclusive

Wewlad. I think we're pushing it.

I'm fine with that, Canadas should stay in Canada anyway tbh

Feel free to build a wall on our side

Canada is going to pay for it

We only go south to buy cheap gas, but our immigration offices are over capacity

Heaven forbid we get ANOTHER canadian comedian...

Nah, payment goes south

It's bad enough that Crowder made it across.

Ah, Crowder's alright.

The borders keep people out, people from inside can still get the boot

Just finish the wall after Armoured Skeptic crosses

That's my only request

No, Skep can stay in Canada

Nope!

Persona non grata

He's gonna marry an American wahmen