The answer is: You can't without lying

for starters don't put down that its a hobby

Yes. So... Lie.

Exactly.

My hobby is programming

also works as an actual work field you know? 😉

So you can't get by without lying.

Thanks for clarifying.

i'm not

I program in my spare time

programming is work experience

you really gotta stop being so angry bruh

Honest people get nothing.

Thanks for clarifying.

Depends on the field

how is it not honest?

do tell

I'm getting nowhere with you.

still not getting an explanation honey 😉

Too right.

What are you talking about, Scribblehatch

thus not proving yourself right by any means

It's not up for a vote.

thats the most right thing you said in a while

When people live paycheck to paycheck there's no time or money to move.

By definition.

If you're working at walmart, you can't save up a nest egg.

I guess it just the west

To LIVE while working there, you have to supplement your income with food stamps.

Here, the companies come to the colleges directly

Which makes every job at Walmart a NET LOSS FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.

And hire the best students

Yeah, Abe, we don't have that here really.

It's hilarious.

And the ones that don't get hired, go to the west

We outsource too many jobs and import too many workers.

because the west isn't producing enough professionals

The west gets our best

How can they?

because they all go to fluppy-lala land in college

What a stupid conclusion you've come to.

And the best of the west remain mostly unemployed