Which makes every job at Walmart a NET LOSS FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.

And hire the best students

Yeah, Abe, we don't have that here really.

It's hilarious.

And the ones that don't get hired, go to the west

We outsource too many jobs and import too many workers.

because the west isn't producing enough professionals

The west gets our best

How can they?

because they all go to fluppy-lala land in college

What a stupid conclusion you've come to.

And the best of the west remain mostly unemployed

"It's the college students fault!!"

thats not a conclusion thats a fact

"Fact!!"

You've convinced me.

its this defeatist attitude thats holding you back you know 😉

Whoa whoa hold on, I said you convinced me.

"ooh, things will never get better, its societies faut"

????

You've convinced me though.

You were speaking in sarcasm

Why would you think that?

You have to believe you're being convincing. What the hell?

you put fact in with quotation marks and exclamation marks

Guys we are all best friends

No I changed my mind.

You saw how you were talking. Who couldn't be convinced by all that?

You're acting bizarre dude.

right

Oh wait.

I think I know what happened.

You want to win the argument by being RIGHT.

Ah, well. That's tough.

who exactly are you trying to convince here right now? 😄

Hold on.

YOUR logic is being attacked.

The question is what makes your logic great.

Not why someone else's is even worse.

cuz i'm not making a logical argument, i'm making a factual one

"Fact! Simple as that. Period. Badabing badaboom."