Message from @>_

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2018-08-09 04:36:43 UTC  

Everything is corrupt

2018-08-09 04:37:19 UTC  

You know what is corrupt though

2018-08-09 04:37:32 UTC  

The idea that the poles even exist

2018-08-09 04:37:34 UTC  

my old floppy disks

2018-08-09 04:37:36 UTC  

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

2018-08-09 04:38:33 UTC  

I’m sorry what

2018-08-09 04:38:35 UTC  

You had sex with your guy friend and it’s not gay? Did you at least say no homo?

2018-08-09 04:38:36 UTC  

V

2018-08-09 04:38:36 UTC  

DID YOU SAY NO HOMO

2018-08-09 04:38:52 UTC  

you're not gay just because you experiment

2018-08-09 04:38:57 UTC  

Omg he totally didn't

2018-08-09 04:38:57 UTC  

bro

2018-08-09 04:39:04 UTC  

OMG guys

2018-08-09 04:39:19 UTC  

nah it's just a prank bruh lol cuz now ur friend is gay cuz he fucked a dude lmao sick prank

2018-08-09 04:39:32 UTC  

I need to take a selfie with my monitor to commemorate this

2018-08-09 04:40:10 UTC  

@>_ DID YOU SAY NO HOMO

2018-08-09 04:40:21 UTC  

it was just a prank

2018-08-09 04:40:26 UTC  

@>_ you make that one or copypasta

2018-08-09 04:40:43 UTC  

I don’t care how much of a prank fucking your friend was

2018-08-09 04:40:46 UTC  

Did you fucking say no homo

2018-08-09 04:40:47 UTC  

Haha, I wasn't trying to share my life or anything

2018-08-09 04:41:02 UTC  

Pretty sure that's copypasta

2018-08-09 04:41:17 UTC  

I’ll share my life ask any question and I’ll answer with 100% honesty

2018-08-09 04:41:21 UTC  

At least 60% sure

2018-08-09 04:41:21 UTC  

No matter how bad the q is

2018-08-09 04:41:46 UTC  

It is a copypasta but not sure if it is an original

2018-08-09 04:42:30 UTC  

@OofYeetEye Is u illegal

2018-08-09 04:42:56 UTC  

No

2018-08-09 04:43:02 UTC  

I am white and born in Ohio

2018-08-09 04:43:05 UTC  

Cow country

2018-08-09 04:43:33 UTC  

What is your current occupation?

2018-08-09 04:43:51 UTC  

I'm in the state nextdoor

2018-08-09 04:44:14 UTC  

Indiana?

2018-08-09 04:44:18 UTC  

or Pennsylvania?

2018-08-09 04:44:19 UTC  

Ya

2018-08-09 04:44:26 UTC  

I'm from Indiana originally

2018-08-09 04:44:27 UTC  

Indiana

2018-08-09 04:44:35 UTC  

Interesting

2018-08-09 04:45:05 UTC  

I couldn't believe I had an erection. v barely even touched me, and I got hard! Maybe I was like some horny schoolgirl. I stared out the window of his car and waited for him to say something. Maybe I really did like boys. Maybe I just felt sorry for him... All I knew was that what I had said could not be undone.
Do you normally get hard like that?" v asked out of the blue.
I kept staring out the window and squirmed. "No. I've never had an erection before. It is very uncomfortable."
"That's really weird."
I fidgeted some more.
"If you need to touch yourself a little, you can."
I spread my legs and looked down at my pants. "I don't know how..."
"Just... Take your hand and rub the area," v said shakily. "You don't have to take your pants off or anything."
"That's ridiculous," I grumbled, "how is that supposed to please you if you're not directly touching yourself?"
v shrugged. "I guess it's the friction from your clothes.” I closed my legs and stared out the window again. "I'll just wait."
I squirmed in my seat some more as v sighed and tapped his steering wheel. “I mean, I could…”
I looked at him. “You could what?”
“I can do many things…”
“Tell me what they are.”
v swallowed. “I could suck you off, I could just give you a handjob...Or if you wanted, I could actually have sex with you..”
“Y-You’d actually have intercourse with me??”
I noticed v's face flush nearly as dark as mine. “Only if you wanted me to.”
I could feel my erection become harder. “v..” I moaned.
“I would do anything you wanted me to…”
“H-How much longer to your house..?” I whined.
“Not much longer, why?”
I stuck my hands between my legs and groaned. “I…”
v set his hand on my leg and rubbed my thigh. “Is it getting worse?” I nodded in response. “Like I said before, you can touch yourself a little if you need to,” he probed.
then we fucked lmao

2018-08-09 04:45:43 UTC  

tl;dr

2018-08-09 04:46:03 UTC  

read it