fuck i need a real job

The economy still isn't great but it's headed in the right direction now.

I mean, right now, statistically if you're unemployed it's your fault.

i believe in you, you can do an employment.

Imagine if Hilary won.

The shit we've dealt with.

If Hillary won we'd all have work

Can you even imagine..

in the gulags.

lol

i'd be dead

i live on the coast russia would nuke first

Pepe posting degenerates, all.

Just think of the things that Trump has muddled through in spectacular fashion

If Hillary won comedy might exist

That Hilary would've COMPLETELY FUCKED UP

I make a fair bit freelancing music for vidya gaems but not enough to cover all my expenses and i haven't had a job job this past year because of stupid Lyme disease is keeping me from working

@Tohob So... the East coast then?

no, west

Schedrevka, no. If Hillary won comedy would have died immediately

It would have been outlawed

On the other hand.

Also they were already growing dependent on ant-Trump jokes

Had Hillary won, we'd actually have a lot to impeach her on.

Like, legitimate actual shit.

I mean, most of the shit we have on Hillary should have put her behind bars years ago on multiple life sentences

It would be this collossal uphill battle

But at least the allegations would be real.

But of course, "rules for thee and not for me" took effect

they should have all been in jail after Mena Arkansas back in the day

Speaking of Hillary, though, just this morning at work I was joking about making a class named "HillaryClinton" and having an instance variable "ServerWiped = 'What, you mean like with a cloth?';"

Have you guys seen the strangely RARE footage of Hillary the day after the election?

It doesn't even look like her

Of course, right before that I also joked about making a "DonaldTrump" class with readonly instance variable "FakeNews = true;"

<https://youtu.be/pdb-vMI7w-Q?t=9m36s>

Look.

Miss Scribblehatch, I'm sure I saw it maybe a minute before it was scrubbed from the interwebz

...body double?

It's like D'Arby after he's beaten by Jotaro.

yeah who in the fuck is that?

didn't even sound like her voice