War is peace, because you need war to have peace.

Sex is rape, because you need sex to commit rape

LOLs

monotheism is atheism because you need monotheism to have.... atheism?

I still find it funny that the The United States Secret Service used to be an Arm of the Department of the Treasury until 2003 because they were & still are the department responsible for investigating counterfeiting of U.S. currency.

Religion makes such extraordinary claims for itself.

And yet atheists are the ones shit on all the time, for doing as little as not buying it.

Not the atheists. More like the ones with the intersectionality. Those are the ones I like making fun of.

Often that's defended with "BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE SO ANNOYING!!! Always criticizing us"

Like atheiesm+

It's like.. Yeah. Of course we're criticizing you. Imagine if anything else tried to get away with the things you say all the time.

Ah atheism+, the ground zero of what the culture war would devolve into.

When cornered on logic, a religious person will inevitably revert into a teenage girl

Resorting rolling of the eyes, crossing the arms, usually with the company of 2 or more people.

Gamergate was the first battle of the culture war, but only because previous cases like A+ were massacres

"We're mocking you..? And loikk... Outnumbering yoooouu? So um... Haha... You look **pathetic** right now tbhhhhh... Haaaaahhh."

What an intellectually exhausting group of people.

And yes. The green bird is right.

They steamrolled and claimed every single fucking victory they even laid eyes on.

Often times people would surrender to them before they even called for anything from them

Everyone thought appeasement would work

Gamergate did the revolutionary and inventive thing.. A world-breaking idea!!

"Shut up."

And shit. Went. **Bananas.**

what if it turns out jesus was just an admin of this simulation who visited to run some tests

Ultimate shitposter

i think religion and atheism could pretty much unite under simulation theory

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...

Still I recall the second coming of jesus aint gonna be all rainbows

Your words are as twisted as your soul!!

I like to imagine he wil be the doommarine

Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

plot twist, religious people are just functional npc's that follow their programming while atheists are defect anomalies

But really there's some convincing evidence for the simulation theory

Yeah, like Tasty Wheat tasting so tasty.

How many times can I say the word taste in a single scene

That won't get old

Saying tasty wheat tastes like tastes that taste taste taste.

Fucking.

Hated.

That crew.