Message from @Dr.Wol
Discord ID: 483926695775043595
Really, as long as the stock market is going up, you'll make money.
i get it, cuz people hate each other and become cat people cuz they're lonely!
Buy out all the catfood in the petco and corner the market then sell it back to them for profit
ooooohhhhh
It might work for dogfood as well, but I dunno.
nah dogs are for happy couples
Dogs are bigger responsibilities.
You can't just leave them alone for very long.
How many cats get run over versus dogs.
So funny story. I'm told there's a statistical tendency for democrats to prefer cats and republicans to prefer dogs.
That's why you get a dog and a cat so they can get into hijinx on their big adventure across the country to find their way back home
Wow I just crushed a fly with a pinky finger.
What about robo-dog. I want a robo-dog already.
Just get a magic shapeshifting dog
I find grabbing mosquitos out of the air with one hand works far better than trying to clap them. Clapping moves too much air so they tend to just get pushed away
Clap faster.
Just toss a grenade into the room
Once you break the sound barrier it just crushes them with the sonic boom
Nah, go to the store, get some Raid.
Nothing like good ol' fashioned WMDs.
I wish I was a kitten so I could have a crow friend
Nuke the room
And then backstab 'em when you get older and need hunting practics?
actually fuck that I'd rather have a raven friend. Crows are always fidgeting around like they're tweakers, but ravens are all chill
Kidnap Tim and have him get the fly out
If he fails you still have Tim and a crime record
I still prefer my WMDs.
Can the ancaps get the recreational nukes already?
Too subtle a fix
I'm getting impatient.
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What drugs are you guys on? I want some! 😛
If I had to point at one video as the reason youtube should exist..
It's just a font of instant happiness.
So well edited.
Such a good bird
The music is perfect.