SandokanTheTigerOfMalaysia

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Lets build a giant bubble level. See if its flat or not like real carpenters

China is based and redpilled

Hi dude.

Herro

Im a believer in Malaysia. The shape of the earth is Malay-shaped

Pirate ship shaped earth

Allright, here's my backstory. I wss the rightful heir to the throne of Malaysia, but the british overthrown me and killed my family.
That's how i became a pirate.

Now im fighting on chinese waters against the british.

More land its always good.

Its bith jews and jesuits

Both

Boats are always taller

Taller boats are called pirate ships

Never trust indonesian midget boats

No its not

Malaysia has a moonbase

You were told that its the government or tge jews, but its actually us Malaysians.

6 million...whats that the holocaust?

A cemetery near a beach

who's this 'Agent Smith' is he a CIA monitoring this server ?

lmao what

you british ?

alright, you're good then. don't fight me, join my pirate crew.

@chickenmilk we're mostly staying on an island when we're not sailing, fending off the brits

sure, we need diversity on my ship

@chickenmilk you need to come to the island of Mompracem, Malaysia. We'll pick you up when we pass by there

how to get cannabis ?

@Algiz Rune how can i convert my hemp into cannabis ?

how to change their gender ?

trannie plants

i need the male plants for when the day of the rope will come

frick the banks

you need to know how to trick people into thinking your petroshekels have any value

if you start your own gold currency you'll likely get killed. like gaddafi

you already have bankers into towns. they're basically animals

Who kills you ?

Them who

"Life is a video game. Julius Caesar man, that fuucker had the most intense gaming experience"

i'm growing my own food. step two ?

@TheRealGamingGeek tell chad i say hi

You're my messenger now

Hello dude

Yes you are

You are.

Im the only chad here don't know of what chad you're talking

9:10 10:16

Isnt tgat half an hour

Phones are not real

God is fash

Heil Mary*

the IRA will lay siege on Vatican city untill the pope surrenders

muh feels

opinion on IRA attacking the vatican city ?

trees don't move around at night, they can't hurt you

no

homos of the galaxy

God is a monarchist

thoughts come this file 'thoughts.txt '

the earth is flat. i'm a malaysian pirate. i've sailed to the east then i've sailed to the west. my ship detected no curve.

@Ikster100 the only ones that are falling are the british

degenerates must be shipped to mars

what are you going to do when you colonize mars ?

wow Margaret Sanger was based and redpilled

@plus you'll die get burried here in earth. stop dreaming about mars you fgt

lol

no

no i didnt

race car now

at what minute

prooving your whiteness ?

you go in with 100 armed men and mark the government with some bullets, why are you so afraid ?

why's your arm so tiny ?

start doing push ups again or you'll become gay

im sure you did other stuff with those goats other than sacrifices

@Seeker of Truth where have i said anything satanic ?

I called him a goat fcker

we're on a floppy disk

i hate jews already i don't need to watch it

all talmuds must be burned

i'll enjoy the talmud screaming while it burns

for only 25 shekels

if it doesnt scream i want my money back

in heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here

@ColaCoke you have a stroke ?

@8aia the earth is flat

porn kills your brain cells

and your testosterone, making you a pathethic beta male

system32 spies on you

delete system32 and install gentoo

you need to kill windowns and intall a gnoooh plus lihnoox distro

install internet explorer. they'll never expect that move, they don't use it for spying anymore

aliens

no, they don't hide land. i'm a pirate i should ave known that

probably, i cannot breach the ice wall with my ship

university survey

collect my data cia

we need to bring the wild west back

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