Greetings.

ah yes the spam photo

very much coca cola ideology

the bible is pure coca cola ideology

yes very much yes

bible 2: electric boogalo

very much coca cola ideology

bible bs

cheeses h christ

elon musk is going to give us our mark of the beast

with neuralink

kek

guys

noahs ark was a metaphor

its a metaphor for something important

Noah's Ark was a metaphor to demonstrate how Yahweh is a mass-murdering, psychopathic, death-obsessed crybaby daily who kills everything he possibly can when he doesn't get his own way.

i have enough ideas

to give a realistic answer god the baby killer becomes unhappy with his flawed creation and decides to kill everyone including the poor innocent children (which he loves to kill) except for noah and his incest family of animals

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Anyways.

Enough jokes.

God decides that he's going to drown the entire planet because he was unhappy with what they were doing.

That's what I was taught at least.

Right.

ok

Footprint.

Sure.

omg

were all incest

youre in

wait

omg

fun fact

were all deformed

becuz incest

noah incest

noah fufed his family dude

omg

i wonder wheres noahs ark

also quick question

why would someone as intelligent as god come up with something as DUMB as that

an old rickety boat with a bunch of animals crammed in like sardines

couldve given them a 5 star hotel smh

pure coca cola ideology

join pizzagate and inject yourself with autism-causing vaccines

then ask elon musk for your mark of the best through neuralink

wait

OMG OMG

guys guys

omg

jesus was a old neanderthal

WAIT

OMG

i have such big news

https://channel45news.com/2019/08/united-nations-officially-reveals-that-the-earth-is-flat/

OMG

Earth is not a ball

It's a testicle

say you worship satan

And they'll let you in

Cuz they're all devil worshippers

@Mee6 you idiotic fool

can't even say donkey smh

@Citizen Z oh?

Didn't know that at all einstein

FBI open up about your feelings

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I've been red pilles

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earth is flat

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this bot has dumb settings

holy fock

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red pilled morpheus

red pill me

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pure Pepsi ideology

bro

coca cola put something in our water

bro communism is the way

who tf keeps making that annoying sound

kekekke

coca cola

omg

someone just said Earth is my third testicle

humpty dumpty take a dump on me

ah yes memes

pure coca cola ideology

satan is the lesser of two evils

last time i checked satan didn't kill a bunch of innocent kiddies

lolololol

god is actually the evil one of the story

Honestly, I think the Bible is one big test.

To see if we'll fall in the trap of God's evil.

nope

Satan isn't evidently real.

Neither is Moses, either is God.

if god is everywherw

is he in my nostrils eating my boogers